Character: Rafael (RAF)



- Need something to do!
- Clever idea, Leonardo.
№ 326979   Added MegaMozg 26-05-2018 / 01:03
Halloween is one of our favorite days of the year. Day, no matter how funny, weird or terrible you might be, you're just like everyone else. On this day boys and girls go out on the street dressed as monsters and heroes, and they give candy. On this day, not even a real ninja turtle can not hide from people. But sometimes Halloween is more of fear than of candy.
4 Season 12 Series
№ 321622   Added MegaMozg 31-03-2018 / 14:03
Someone once said, boys and men differ in the size of their toys. If this is true, I just became a man. Or at least, an adult turtle mutant.
1 Season 21 Series
№ 321578   Added MegaMozg 31-03-2018 / 06:02
An unfair victory is no victory.
3 Season 20 Series
№ 321574   Added MegaMozg 31-03-2018 / 04:05
- So you are really in full neponyatki, where are we?
- Mikey, it's all Krang. He...
- Raph, they, probably, do not know who Krang. Donnie?
- No question, Leo. Kreng - tropiansky criminal from Dimension X, has become an intergalactic tyrant. He...
In General, as he said. But we're the coolest heroes in our Universe, right? Krang wanted to put us in Dimension X, so we foiled the invasion.
But instead, we were on another Earth. It's much cooler!
Krang sent us through the multiverse into the world with a unique frequency. This macrocosmic constellation...
- Donnie, don't technojargon!
- Chill Out, Raph. In General, we are not even surprised that in this new universe rules one intergalactic tyrant. We knew we needed to stop Brainiac, or we...
- Bro, come to the most important! As soon as we kicked ass Brainiac, I asked the crazy lady clown where to find tasty pizza and she's like, "Turtle, now I will treat you supercolony pizza!" I swear to shell, pizza was a blast!
- Mmmm!
Krang thought that beat us. But in the end, his plan backfired.
- You know what Harley salt pizza? Edible nanobots 5-U-9-3-R. It healthy have strengthened our strength and vitality.
- In other words, we have ultracomposite.
- Kranga simply had no chance.
Yes, you can say that this adventure is freaking awesome multiplied our turtle power!
- Ugh, crap!
- Epic fail!
Even Shredder...
Are you serious?
- It was disgusting!
Come on, guys! OK, I was joking!..
№ 318729   Added MegaMozg 05-03-2018 / 11:07
Okay, I'm confused. Shmakoviana also tore, and all that...
- So we thought.
but he returned with a lady in tights from the leaves?
- Looks that way.
And now we team up with a strange Ballydine in raincoats?
- It is.
Hmm... This is the best day of my life!
№ 317787   Added MegaMozg 24-02-2018 / 01:13
- Position?
- Guess genetic mutation. Trained ninja. Perhaps hostile.
AAAAAAA!!!
- Okay. Definitely hostile. Especially this one.
№ 317785   Added MegaMozg 24-02-2018 / 01:11
- ... Answer me! I Am The Retribution! I Am The Night!
- What are you trying to say? He passed out.
- Damn it! You know how much I've been preparing for this phrase?
- I think he passed out on the fact that you presented "Retribution."
№ 309907   Added MegaMozg 04-12-2017 / 02:06
Oh, it's not so bad. An ordinary robot.
Ha! I imagined it much worse.
- And how exactly?
- I don't know, he could be mustachioed or with an ugly goatee... But! Ah! It is similar to chewing the cud with a face.
№ 276381   Added MegaMozg 02-03-2017 / 14:27
Okay, okay. You can, you can. Ah! What would VIN Diesel? Without regrets, without fear. Without regrets, without fear. Without regrets, without fear! No! Oh! I'm sorry and I'm scared!
Quote Explanation: Jumping out of a plane
№ 276379   Added MegaMozg 02-03-2017 / 14:27
- Oh, no! Leo, April and that other guy... They were so young, beautiful...
Hey, no one died, idiot!
- Well, well!
№ 276224   Added MegaMozg 02-03-2017 / 10:46
- You ... you're a talking turtle.
- Yes, Yes, I'm a talking turtle. And you're a punk and a nerd. Now that we've cleared that up, touch!
№ 276221   Added MegaMozg 02-03-2017 / 10:46