Game: Borderlands 2

When I have to choose between one evil and another, I choose the one I haven't tried yet.

Hey guys, did you know that your risk of being gutted increases.
80,000% after leaving perspective? This is a scientific fact!

You bandits. You are the bad guys. BUT HELL I'M A HERO!

I advise you to kill them. Politely, if possible.

... When I walked out of the store, one guy said I was beautiful. My reaction was mild... I have spent three hours over the bucket, trying to puke.

Today a girl said hi to me. I calmly looked at her, and she silently squealed inside, wondering how to avoid this undesirable interaction. My face is flushed from stress, a blood vessel in my nose burst, and from his nostrils hit a jet of blood, zabryzgivaya both of us. The girl screamed and ran away. I was very happy, but I'm afraid the fountains of blood from the person - not the best strategy for avoiding conversations.

The person who is trying to fight with nature, eat.

Don't be shy to start a conversation... with himself.

- I'm glad to see you.
Thank you.
Now you have to say too happy to see me.
Exactly. I'm uh... glad to see you?

Look! Like the eagle soaring in the midnight sky, only the eagle, weighing one hundred twenty kilos and awesome Tits.

Damn! Sorry - I meant to say "What a shame"!

Don't fight a man with nothing to lose.

I do not serve in the army because I was tired of sitting on my ass. Well, because I was deprived of my rank and was dishonorably discharged. But the first reason is more important.

This is so annoying. See, that's what I don't understand you bad guys: you know the hero will win, but you just can't die quick.