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Son, a woman is like a beer bottle. Smells good, pleasing to the eye, through his own mother crossed to get to her. But one is never enough. You will always want to drink another woman.
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Women love us for our defects. If these shortcomings a fair amount, they are willing to forgive us everything, even the mind... I'm Afraid that such a speech you will never ask me to dinner, lady Narborough, but it is true.
I came to the conclusion that most women fall into two categories: makeup and painted. The first very useful to us. If you want to gain the reputation of a respectable man, you should only invite a woman out to dinner. The other women are very charming. But they do paint only in order to look younger.
My dear boy, no woman is a genius. They are decorative floors. They have nothing to say to the world, but they say it nicely. Woman is the embodiment of the spirit triumphs over matter, the man also represents the triumph of mind over morals.
American girls are as clever at concealing their parents, as English women are at their past.
"Always"!.. What a horrible word! I shudder when I hear it. Especially like women. They spoil every romance by trying to make it last forever. While "always" is an empty word. Between a Caprice and "eternal love" the only difference is that the Caprice lasts a little longer.
...never, never again you'll never be funny in the eyes of women if you do something for her. Let it be even the most stupid farce. Do what you want, wait on the head, carry it nonsense, brag like a peacock, sing under her window. Don't do only one thing - don't be on with her business, reasonable.
Since then, as poets write and women read them (for which they deepest gratitude), they are many times called angels that they are, in fact, in innocence, believed this compliment, forgetting that those same poets for the money called Nero a demigod.
There is nothing paradoxical female mind; women are hard to convince of anything, they need to bring up that they convinced themselves; the order of evidence that they are destroying their prejudices, very original; to learn their dialectic it is necessary to overturn in his mind all the school rules of logic.
For example, an ordinary method:
This man loves me, but I'm married: therefore should not love him.
Method female:
I don't have to love, because I am married; but he loves me, therefore...
The love that we read in the eyes, to no woman is not binding, then as the words...
You men do not understand the pleasures of the eyes, shake hands, and I swear to you, I'm listening to your voice, I feel such a deep, strange bliss that the most hot kisses can't replace it.
Women! women! who can understand them? Their smiles contradict their eyes, their words promise and beckon, and the sound of their voice repels... they will in a minute comprehend and guess our most secret thought, I do not understand the clearest hints...
Where there is a society of women - there is now a higher and a lower circle.