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Anyway, I am fat not as an American, and I-delikatesnogo European.
At least I'm not a fat American, I'm interesting European delicatessen fat!
№ 212211   Added MegaMozg 15-01-2017 / 14:01
The problem is not the thighs, and head.
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№ 203636   Added MegaMozg 14-01-2017 / 09:55
Motherhood had painted the world of Lacey in a brighter color, brought to the belief that her life can not be better. She just didn't understand that what you see might not hurt. That just felt such a fullness, you can understand the pain of emptiness.
№ 197414   Added MegaMozg 13-01-2017 / 19:19
Why do so many fat women think that looks great showing off her navel?
№ 186441   Added MegaMozg 13-01-2017 / 11:49
It's not that you just do not need, you extra. As extra weight. It's kind of like I want to get rid of, but nobody is going to do this, cut the meat from his own body.
№ 183778   Added MegaMozg 13-01-2017 / 10:06
If the prospect of lunch without a tasty dessert too tragic for you, you have nothing to help. You let the sweet tooth in yourself silence the voice of reason. What's up friends who will tease you (and they will), remember: the head - lifting, weight - drop.
№ 181194   Added MegaMozg 13-01-2017 / 08:30
If you have a big belly, you should consider yourself disabled until you become slim.
№ 180467   Added MegaMozg 12-01-2017 / 21:24
With your Constitution to the kitchen it is necessary to go to a Museum: don't touch anything and just watch.
№ 178702   Added MegaMozg 12-01-2017 / 20:18
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I can even Behemoth called. But if some stranger call me again about moose cows, let take into account: at the cemetery, still full of free mink!
№ 178467   Added MegaMozg 12-01-2017 / 20:08
Standing in front of the mirror, Madeleine saw a Horny Chipmunk, staring at her from there. "With me nobody walks, because I'm fat, or Vice versa: I'm fat because I have nobody walks?" said the Chipmunk.
№ 174857   Added MegaMozg 12-01-2017 / 17:48
To be plump comfortable and cozy.
№ 174497   Added MegaMozg 12-01-2017 / 17:33
She realized that it was time to lose weight after he was able to stand on the scales on just one leg.
№ 173508   Added MegaMozg 12-01-2017 / 16:51
Of course, not all fat people are Jolly. Some of them were women. Let's not banter, the fatties have feelings, too, mostly the feeling of hunger. Well, it's just a joke to laugh! I told her once, so she just got up and walked, or rather rolled probably be offended, although it may be hungry.
№ 167047   Added MegaMozg 12-01-2017 / 12:00
To mock the excess weight can only lean in all senses of the man. Where to understand that razdobit Manitou allows only your favorites. No wonder it is the rich since time immemorial portrayed laughing fat man.
Your weight is your presence in the universe. If you are one hundred fifty pounds, enclosed in you life enough for two average citizens. Not surprisingly, if you are smarter than the average person, or significantly exceed the others in some area. Fat men, of course, not always geniuses, but, as a rule, this is an interesting, good-natured and extremely useful to society people.
№ 165943   Added MegaMozg 12-01-2017 / 11:06
If fat people jokes, or the thickness of a joke - I could never know for sure, but in any case, lean Joker is a rara avis in terris.
Quote Explanation: rara avis in terris, a rare bird (lat.)
№ 160875   Added MegaMozg 11-01-2017 / 18:48