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- Now, finally, Americans have two candidates for the presidency. One from the Republican party, Garik, submit it please...
- John McCain.
Thank you. The candidate of the democratic party. Sergey, imagine it...
- John McCain.
- As originally planned John McCain...

Saakashvili wants, would like, and tie to eat and NATO to sit down!

Son of Bush will do to the daughter of Bush that the whole world wants to do by Bush.

Ticker of the news program "Informational Network of the Soviet Armed Forces": the Documents found by Russian researchers proved that the last three American presidents were corrupt, involved in the murder of foreign leaders and cheated on their wives.

We have the President of the country, as parents, do not choose..

The President has reached 46 years. 47% of Russians believe that this is his only achievement.

Of life.
The match Dynamo Kiev vs Karpaty Lviv.
The stands of screaming fans Dynamo:
Thank you residents of Donbas for the President a fag!

When a simple and gentle word
You cheer me, my friend,
Extraordinary, colorful and new
The post presidential seems to me all of a sudden.
The questions are all "on time" is solved,
The two of us sorrow does not matter,
Each other we don't mind,
And will be together for many years.
We are so close, I'll be brief,
With you we as one family
There is oil and gas order in the country,
And I will, I promise.
We two are divided
And we can do the size
And all the way through! And friendship is in force,
And we both go to the polls.
Fun hour as soon
If will call, will go?
Go!
And in the papers all the same again
In two thousand twelfth year.
We two are divided
And we can do the size
And all the way through! And friendship is in force,
And we both go to the polls.

The belly is growing, and how would I have the belly?... not even the belly in fact is a noble labor the womb from regular life and good food, and so, the abdomen is kind of lousy, oppozitsionerskie tummy. Mr. President, I suppose not. Mr. President, I suppose, noble, covered in black shiny airship.

Yeltsin - 189 cm, Putin - 176 cm, Medvedev - 162 cm... I have the feeling that the presidents of Russia picked up the producers of dolls...

- Then tell me future boy who President of the United States in 1985?
- Ronald Reagan.
- Ronald Reagan? Actor? A Vice-President? Jerry Lewis?

Medvedev canceled the transition to winter time and thus extended the term of his presidency for an hour.

Sitting family for new year's table. Before the New Year is in 5 minutes. The announcer on TV says: "And now you will see address of the President of Russia". Then the child asks parents: "who?".

- Dima, what are you going to be if you grow up?
- The Prime Minister.
And why is he not President?
- Come on, there's no career!