President [Theme] Page 12

Some were sure that he ever becomes President, if he is not hanged so far.

As you move the era of television the Reagans will be the rule, not the exception. All that is required from the President, to be perfect for TV.

The best President for the USA would be a robot.

The President must be a very strong man who uses without hesitation the whole giving him the power; but that is why I believe that people should vigilantly monitor them.

Presidents have no power, they are a distraction.

Term - the years of imprisonment of the voters.

The main problem, or rather, one of the main problems, since several of them - one of many main problems with the management of people is, who do you put to manage them; or rather of who manages to convince people to let you to manage them.
In short: we all know that those who most want to rule people, for this reason, the least fit to do so. Even shorter: anyone who can convince people to choose its President should not under any pretext be allowed to this work. Very briefly, with people always in trouble.

Vladimir Putin: to children:
- Hello, little Russians! It was a difficult year. Not all well-behaved. I was forced to give to the Pope uncle from the pension Fund, and uncle Petrozavodsk the Governor to make "tut, tut!"

- Who will be the next President of Russia?
- The next President will be. Will be previous...

Look at the history of the United States. What is the history of the country in General? Become someone from no one, right? To conquer, to kill. They took over the country, plundered the lands of American Indians, killed almost all of them... this Is the history of the United States. Despicable country.

Later, for unknown reasons, someone shot that nice young President when he was riding in the car. A few years later somebody shot his little brother in the kitchen at the hotel. It is dangerous to be brothers.

Putin wants to rule like Stalin and to live like Abramovich.

- I, the President of the Republic of Abkhazia, solemnly I swear... If I break the oath, and someone will notice...

Sensation, for the first time on stage, President of Georgia Mikhail Saakashvili!
- I'm not coming out from behind the screen, while Putin does not withdraw its troops from Georgia!