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The safety instructions: if you have a well hung tongue, hold it better over the teeth.

If the angels were smart, I would have believed in the defeat of Satan.

To talk to the wit is the same as trying to go up with a monkey; unexpectedly, she finds herself clinging to the ledge of any window or hung on the tree.

Never respond sharpness the sharpness. Listen: the desire to understand the urgency and respond to it compels the interlocutor to make in the mind a hasty and not related to the subject of the conversation search. It breaks the mood. The success of the conversation depends on the mood, the atmosphere in which it flows.

- I think we should hack into Harvard and add my data.
- I can't. This weekend I'm busy. Breaking Into Fort Knox. Need to return the stolen doubloons.
- Doubloons?..
- The absurdity of your hypothesis made me use a ridiculous word.

Wit way to Express a new thought, wit is merely calisthenics with words.

All this would be ridiculous if it were not so "well written".

Law Sharp Tongue, Every sharp tongue is doomed to a stupid reaction.

- How are you?
And on bezrybe - ass Nightingale!

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Notebook wit Schroeder during a long visit of Nicholas I to Dresden uttered a mot, made famous diplomat. To the question "Why is it that you, Andrei, you never married?", the old man bowed replied: "Your Majesty, strictly prohibit gambling and all of gambling marriage - the most reckless".
Joke like. Thanks to her shredder, nothing distinguished themselves in the diplomatic field, was sitting in a quiet, enviable post for a quarter century.

True wit is always akin to good nature. Wit loses its price when it is connected with anger.

Cleverly written pamphlet accurately a poisoned arrow, which not only inflicts a wound, but make it incurable.

Wit leads to eternal war with beauty and does not believe neither in angel, nor God.