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For cynicism is always failing to stress - in one word, impotence; above the struggle can only be one who really struggled.

- The Dog... Wonderful!
Really?
- Of course! They are loyal, unquestioningly obey any order of the owner, do not complain if you are cruel to them, do not require salaries. In short, a real servant of man! How lovely, I love dogs!

- You want to fall in love mad about the girl and marry her?
- Nah, I want to drink, smoke, swear and die alone in a landfill.

- If I'm not back, just say I died robbing some old man.
- I will say that you died, removing wedding ring from finger of a dead man.
I love you, buddy!

Recently I came up with the idea for a new show. It's called "games of old". On the scene three man with loaded pistols, they look back at their life: who they were, what was done, how much closer to their wishes. The winner is the one who put a bullet into his forehead. He will get a refrigerator.

You're an amazing person! Never say a moral thing and never do anything immoral. Your cynicism is simply a pose.

Become melancholic when thinking about life, and a cynic - when you see that makes it most people.

[When the judge passed sentence]:
Think! Death is everywhere. I'll see you in Disneyland.

[The executioner on the gallows]:
Move, you bastard! For a while, while you're struggling, I managed to hang a dozen men!

He began to fiddle with the Christmas tree, telling me how great she is. So I shot him.