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Once in bed, she realized that trying to sleep in it - not that other, as a modern form of medieval torture. <...> after Spending the night in the bed that, apparently, designed by Thomas de Torquemada, Tracy woke up, like a hangover.

More than half my life is spent in beds that are more suitable for earthworms.

This bed is like a prison cell cause I'm all by myself.
This bed is like a prison cell, because I'm all alone.

In bed everything is possible, except of impotence.

- Gina, Tell me, how is it that we're never in bed not dive in?
- Because I obreshetina... Marina and I turned to a friend dear...
- Yes-Ah... You brought Marina... However, of all the women only you to me have come to the camp...

The main advantage of the bachelor life in that bed you can climb from any side.

The dining table can be love as in bed.

- All I can now think of is the bed.
- We're alike.
- Do you think about bed? but Patch told me that he rarely sleeps.
- I think about you in my bed.

- Maybe bring her clean sheets? She would sleep in.
Yes. You deserve a good night's sleep.
Yes, I would do it myself, but last time there were a lot of women's stuff, and... she's a slob.

It is nice to sleep. And I don't believe in Castlevania bed. The wife asks why I don't make the bed. For the same reason I don't unlace the boots, when I already took them off. This just makes no sense.

In the morning I always get sad to get out of bed. If you tell her, "I'll miss you. Night with you was simply amazing..."
And we never want to get out of it, right? And the need for this button "Snooze" on the alarm clock. After all, nothing makes the beginning of the day, as a bit of procrastination.

Before pointing at others, think about how you yourself are "good" in bed!

Circle in silk and velvet, and in bed all the same.

You ever just lay in bed and think of perfect scenarios that will never happen?