TV show: Jim Gaffigan: King Baby (Jim Gaffigan: King Baby)

My son has started to walk. And here's the weird thing: as soon as children learn to walk, they immediately try somewhere undoing. Where are you going then? You can't reach the door handle, and no one but us know. What's your plan? Think about it better, PAL!

I eat fast food. And it's amazing how changing attitude to fast food. When you child is your favorite place. But as an adult, you look at fast food as its former: "I can't believe I ever went out there." And the next night: "well, it's late and I'm drunk, so..." so awkward for Everyone else there is in fast food. Often sitting there alone, slouching on their faces and ski masks. It is a shame. Nothing like a Windows issue for cars: "no one will see You, just go ahead and get the package in the window".

I'm trying to be more responsible because I'm the father. Interestingly, when I was single, I never saw myself as a family man. But now that I'm married and I have two beautiful children, I really began to appreciate being alone. It's hard. My daughter 4 years, son 2, and it is exhausting to watch as my wife takes care of all that.

I must admit that I need to exercise. But it is extremely difficult to find time for classes when you so badly don't want to.

My wife stopped buying paper towels. Harmful to the environment. It is not surprising. It can be guessed that they are harmful to nature, they also have a lumberjack on the logo. Is there such an important, like, "let's destroy the ozone layer together. I'll be hewing the wood, and you can drive the SUV." Our Chevron employees will strangle the owl.

I recently went camping, for the following jokes. My wife likes Hiking, and I'm, shall we say, a person's home. I wonder how people do in this agree. My wife always whim: "In my family there was a tradition to go camping". In all families there was a tradition, until we invented the house. My parents never took me camping. Do you know why? Because they loved me. You can say, "But you need to be closer to nature." I'd rather keep her professional relationships. After all, if there so great why all the insects trying to get into our house?

I love meat, it is. But you know who's really obsessed with meat? Vegetarians. People do not seem to like meat, but instead eat a bunch of stuff, smeared and molded in the form of meat. "Meat repulses me... Give me a veggie Burger with fake bacon and you can put the waiter in a cow costume? Never seen the reverse situation, when you say: "I want a steak, but you can make it look like tofu?"

In the morning I always get sad to get out of bed. If you tell her, "I'll miss you. Night with you was simply amazing..."
And we never want to get out of it, right? And the need for this button "Snooze" on the alarm clock. After all, nothing makes the beginning of the day, as a bit of procrastination.