TV show: George Carlin: Life is worth losing (George Carlin: Life Is Worth Losing)



And fire goes through the forest, and the forests burn furiously and hundreds of elves and trolls and fairies ran out of the woods screaming, "Bambi is dead! Bambi is dead!" Indeed! Really! Finally this ***any small ***the enysha Bambi died! Dead!
Release Date: 05.11.2005
№ 281148   Added MegaMozg 28-03-2017 / 15:57
The Aztecs loved human sacrifice. And they were good at it. Around the year 1500 the Aztecs sacrificed 18,000 people in a single ceremony. 18,000 people in one ceremony! You know, what was the reason? They opened a new Church! There's nothing like religion in terms of entertainment, Yes?
№ 276434   Added MegaMozg 02-03-2017 / 14:35
The fact that Americans may, and will willfully ignore the big red, white and blue dick that's being jammed up their assholes every day. Because the owners of this country know the truth. It's called the American dream because you have to sleep to believe it.
№ 229333   Added MegaMozg 16-01-2017 / 16:56
And you know what? They'll get them! Sooner or later they're all you get. Because they own this ***anim place. It's a big club, and you're not there! You and I are not in the big club. By the way, it's the same big club who have spent the day drummed into your head, what to believe.. all day long, beating you over the head with the help of the media, what to believe, what to think and what to buy... the Table is skewed, people! The game is rigged! And no one seems to notice and no one cares... the Good, working people. White collar, blue... no Matter what color you shirt. A respectable, working people continue... These are people with modest continue to elect these rich ***sauces, which *** on them! They *** on you! They don't care about you! Not at all! Not at all! Not at all! Yes! You know? And no one seems to notice, no one cares...
That's what the owners expect.
№ 229332   Added MegaMozg 16-01-2017 / 16:56
They want more for themselves and less for everyone else, but I'll tell you what they don't want: they don't want a population of citizens capable of critical thinking, they don't want well informed, well educated people capable of critical thinking, they are not interested. They do not help, it is against their interests, just so they don't want people smart enough to sit at the kitchen table and figure out how much they ***La system and thrown overboard 30 years ago. They don't want that! Know what they want?! They want obedient workers, obedient workers! People who are smart enough to operate machinery and do the paperwork, and dumb enough to obediently take all these shit jobs with low wages and a large time, reduced benefits and without overtime pay. And evaporating pension that disappears the moment you go to get it. And now they are coming for your social security money, they want your ***anye pension money! They want them back, so they can give to their criminal friends on wall street!
№ 229330   Added MegaMozg 16-01-2017 / 16:56
Traditionally, politicians hide behind three things: the flag, the Bible and children.
№ 229326   Added MegaMozg 16-01-2017 / 16:56
Humans are the only species on earth that deliberately kills members of their own species for personal gain. Or for pleasure. Sometimes it's really fun. It is we, the people, interesting people!
№ 195303   Added MegaMozg 13-01-2017 / 17:47
There's a reason education sucks, and it's the reason that will never, ever be fixed. And never will be better. And do not look. Be happy with what is. Because the owners of this country don't want that. I'm talking about the real owners -- the Real owners. Large, wealthy businesses that control things and make all important decisions. Forget politicians. Policy delivered to give you the idea that you have freedom of choice. And you do not! You have no choice! You have owners. They own you. They own everything. They own all the important land They own and control the corporations, they have bought and paid the Senate, Congress, legislators, justices. They have judges in their pockets, and they own all the big media companies so they control... Almost all the news and information that you hear. They got you by the balls! They spend billions of dollars every year lobbying to get what they want.
№ 195301   Added MegaMozg 13-01-2017 / 17:47
You know what necrophilia is the most convenient? No need to bring flowers. Yes... Usually they are already there.
№ 72636   Added MegaMozg 04-01-2017 / 07:58