TV show: Stand-up Comedy from Paramount

I've noticed that girls now have less to read and more to stay online, why they are dumb. I recently saw his friend "In contact" writing on the wall that reads: "If man is man, woman is woman." Well, let's say. I saw a comment from her friend: "What exactly, exactly". You have no idea how I was scared in this moment, especially for you, because it's two of my classmates, they are now working as doctors! I can not imagine how the dialogue between them and the patients. Like: "If the disease is disease, the house, this room."

I share for the three stages of excess weight - they're called what they're saying to you girls. That is, I'm on the first stage - "You're not fat". There is a second stage called "Appearance is not important". There is a third stage called "Lord, it blocked out the sun, run!".

I understand that I'm fat, and I began to understand it gradually. I began to understand this when I was first told that I'm not fat. And I didn't ask!

I don't understand people who are proud of the antiquity of its people, their ancient origin. What is new peoples?
A news show, "Yesterday, a new nation - Chonburi". And there are five teenagers and interviews: "Well, we started out as battle bend, then I thought, "Well, something in the music is not much, but some kind of spiritual unity we have."

You know what is the difference between the European film festivals from "Oscar"? They win the boring movies that no one would watch if not for the festivals.

I besyat people who say "I'm a humanist". Look, if you don't know the exact science, it does not automatically makes you a guru of the Humanities! Perhaps more honest to say: "I'm stupid everywhere, but with the Russian language I was lucky - all it talked and I also had to".

Like all girls, I'm obsessed with losing weight, really, I think that we have laid at the genetic level. If we could talk from birth, then that would be a girl, put it on the scales, and she was like, "fuck you! 3 550! What I'm fat! Mother, what you want, but tsedi skim!".

As a Caucasian, I'm a hostage of some traditions of its people. We decided to marry the girl of his nationality and to the Karachai to conquer a girl, he needs to conquer her brother. Happens all the same, the same methods - you drive him to the café, complimenting, laughing loudly at his jokes, stroked by hand. I'm 28 years old and I still have no girlfriend because I haven't found the brother.

I am very afraid to touch the drugs, because, as you know, drugs take away a person's future. But, I think I found a small loophole. If I'm ever going to use drugs, it is only in old age, when I have nothing to lose, when I have basically no future. To my grandson found out and was like, "Oh, grandpa, did you use heroin? For heroin you won't live to be a hundred... Ahh! Sly grandfather!"

I've noticed that about half of all web video is an apology to the Chechen people. I don't understand is some kind of flash mob? Type "hi All, I would like to apologize to the Chechen people, to pass the baton to Medvedev and Timothy!".

You should be sane, Caucasian, as here, the Russian begin to love you. Like "You're normal! At first I thought you are, but you're normal! You're normal!". And I just washed my hands.

High level of xenophobia in Moscow. So great that even we, the Caucasians, believe in these myths.
Recently I was driving and voted for the guy. I think, "Well, a pretty great guy - pick". I did not pick up, because it was Caucasian. I thought, "Well, its ***, these problems". And just move on.

What are the standards of beauty men have invented for themselves? "Men should be a little nicer monkeys" - that's hypocrisy. And they say people that don't even meet the requirements often.
And I'm not even going to explain the full depth of requirements. I will quote the words that I recently told one person. He said, "a Woman should be to Tits in the ass in makeup, heels and all, to the ass rocked like, gave, didn't say much. Because if not, then fuck this sissy." These words of wisdom I heard from a man named "Stump". He really went that name, i.e., his face the marks of teeth and their that's twice as weird and three times scary.

Ask me to name an example the capital shows, I'm the second answer - "Field of dreams" with the car. And any of you because it's part of our national heritage is our heritage. This show aired for 26 years. It is changing now, there is still something going on, like a new sector on the drum. I am against - why improve on perfection? But something remained the same - remained the same audience, where the audience of the 90-th year. They sit there for a quarter of a century. They don't know that the wall is no more Soviet Union. Based on the fact that they laugh every time, when the host asks the four-year old boy: "where do You work, study?". They laugh every time, I conclude that they fell into a temporary trap, they think they are on the same show. There I see a man in a beige sweater, he'll come home after all this, I say: "Wife, well descended, Jakubowicz done!", and the wife will reply: "Sergei, you didn't have 20 years. I died."