TV show: Russia Not Today

I agree. Or as Zhirinovsky - Comedy or Zyuganov is a tragedy. Well, in extreme cases, as Mironov - art-house. Yeah, I guess it has its audience, but live they had never seen.

"I am a secular lioness or the right? I am a 36 year old woman, which means I'm the candidate. In me a hundred thousand signatures and thousands of campaign speeches."
Don't you think it's not the most ambitious goal for a potential President? Although, return the column "Against all", and there to return in 2007 have not so far. And why do "Against all" if the ballots are already there Zhirinovsky? However, Zhirinovsky is not against all, rather, it is not for everyone. Like a good wine or cheese, and very specific smell.

In recent weeks, President Putin dismissed more than ten governors. It's like, you know when, just decided to wipe the dust on the table, but then somehow got carried away and here you have vacuumed the whole apartment, picking up the chairs and pushing carpets.

Award TEFI - Russian national TV award for the highest achievements in the television arts. Television arts... Yes, we all need a teacher protection of television arts. That is to say, mrakobes. By the way, the statue looks like Orpheus is physically painful to look at the nominees and their shows. "No, not again..."

First, "and it also somehow pleases the audience" - is the motto of all of our television in General. Posner interview is still a gentleman's Boxing match; the Urgant gentle stroking on the back, but Vladimir Solovyov, probably more the style of fighting of the men u'll.

A small news story about our near future.
In one of the Moscow court the man was convicted of theft and jailed for five years. The responsibility for this was taken by the so-called "Secular state" (banned in Russia organization). Radical organization "Secular state" has claimed responsibility for a series of daring violations of the rights of believers. Justify their actions they seek in their sacred texts, called the Constitution. However, despite all the efforts of the followers, the territory controlled by the "Secular state" is steadily declining.

Well, all right: a slight slight reduction in pensions.

In General, little selective program for man, one giant term for mankind. It seems to me, to explain the Putin phenomenon, we need to involve scientists.
Scientists [parody]: first election campaign shrinks and becomes a singular state, and then there is big Bang and starts infinite extension of the powers and term of office of the President. Well, it's... the basics.

Bribes in the wine to turn, it is necessary that the case was led by Jesus, not the Prosecutor. Although, maybe the speaker is upset. Thinks that money is the wine and Vice versa. In General, depending on the situation, it is strange that the speaker reads Chekhov, not Allen Carr. For example, the book "the Easy way is not to take anything Sechin, including wine." On the other hand, we still have to do the Minister of economic development, but to thump?

I think one that they mean working pensioners in the sense of healthy retirees? And the unemployed will hand over in repair of retirees? Importantly, the warranty period has not expired.
I'm sorry, but my non-working pensioners.
- Have you tried to disable and re-enable?
- I'm afraid this option is restricted by law.
- Well the law is fixable.
By the way, sounds like the motto of our Parliament: "Legislation is fixable!"

Ex-defense Minister Anatoly Serdyukov recently with terrible force appointed in all the Advice all Directors in the country. Seriously, he joined the Board of Directors of "KAMAZ", "United aircraft Corporation", and most recently led the Board of Directors of the company "Rostvertol". "Rostvertol" - they believe that it is the name of the company, not the faculty at Hogwarts? By the way, judging by the appointment of Serdyukov, for personnel decisions there, too, responsible hat. Rather, the hat that burns. Indeed, what accounts for these appointments? It's like a shot? Weakened by the corruption introduced into the body to develop immunity. As the saying goes: "a Thief should sit in the Board of Directors." Curious how Serdyukov take to work?
"Hello, print I of assets that pen!"
"If you hire me, you'll understand that you're not to be trifled with. Recommendations from the previous place of work? Ask the Prosecutor."

A bit of a misnomer, of course, said, "You know who to arrest and who not!" On the other hand, of course, impresses, as Mr Zhirinovsky says straight what he thinks. Such involuntary premature previousversion. I think, as I did not disclose the salaries of state employees, so as not to annoy members. They already know that those few get. What need to tell? Their mood will worsen. Or let's cancel the people, so there was no one to be annoyed! These here fellows. Go, get annoyed, ask something constantly unhappy... you cannot please Everyone, so I try only to please himself, so to say, for sure!

Call witnesses as accused, and the accused is also a witness. Incidentally, the same diagram describes all the case Serdyukov. I think "Jehovah's Witnesses" should not be in the jurisdiction of the Supreme court, and in the jurisdiction of judgment. A Terrible Supreme court of the Russian Federation has banned the activities of "Jehovah's Witnesses". Or now you should say "Jehovah's Witnesses" is banned in Russia organization"?

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