Quotes from a television show. Page 296

Because tight cap.
- A revolution in our country has occurred for this reason.

Grandmother ate the cherries, swallowed, nodded. Cherry sprouted and grandmother now like a woman cherry or what they call people Modern Talking - Cherry Lady.

To build one plane a year is not aviation, it is the birth!

One of the iPhone is so smart that he became Chairman of a collective farm in the Nizhny Novgorod region.

"I want the volcano to plug the crater."
- I have the feeling that about Nikolai Baskov article.

In day of the frontier guard all go to the country in the border state.

In our country very popular is that's what the cocktail: 50 g of vodka poured 25 g. of vodka and top with 50 g. of vodka on the knife so did not mix.

In Chinese the word "crisis", "the jacket" and "sex" combined into one character - "work!"

Will the liver take care, bye, to new meetings!

- Excellent in Latvia, I would even say that we are very similar.
- In terms of?
Well, here we live a long time, and they are slow.

- A mountain in Latvia is?
- Of course! There are mountains! But they are in the sea. Such high - almost to the surface. Here you go to the sea and all the mountains, mountain...

- Listen to the legend of Lord sheep,. Was nine... Eight sheep killed, left one - ouzo power. Take it to uncle Sauron.
Where?
- In the citadel of evil. In Adler!

Sensation! Zhanna Aguzarova thinks Abkhazian!

- Girl, what's your name?
- Nastya. And you?
- Abkhazians!!!
- See on TV - "Poor Nastya".