Quotes from a television show. Page 297

- In General, are for the third day in Sochi and suddenly, the Alexander. . .
- Who's Alexander?
- Like who? Leading KVN!
- Yes, but the host of KVN it's Alexander.
- You know, there's two of them brother.

- I, the President of the Republic of Abkhazia, solemnly I swear... If I break the oath, and someone will notice...

- Come join us in Abkhazia! After all, we all rest! Even the resorts of the Krasnodar territory!

- This is the most expensive in the world of Toastmasters! Very-very-very expensive, there is it. This is a little more expensive.

- Relations between Abkhazia and Latvia is like a dance. We both move well, but are far from each other. . .

Articles from the Abkhazian women's magazine "Fatima":
Advertising "Arbat Prestige" and other erotic movies.
- "All men do it." Rules of backgammon.
- "Night life of big cities." Our reporter visited in the afternoon.

Articles from the Abkhazian women's magazine "Fatima":
- Cucumber masks and other excuses.
- Sex and other foreign customs.
How to seduce neighbor? Ten poses, in which you have to collect tangerines.
- I want to be the most beautiful on the market - come first!

Articles from the Abkhazian women's magazine "Fatima":
Three in the quarter. How to explain to my husband?
- Properly prepare the grits. Tips Jennifer Lopez.
- What a nice tan and not to disgrace the family.
- Where to go to relax in the summer! The schedule of the buses.

- The fact that the jury appeared Maria Golubkina, was most happy with the Abkhazians. And most of all upset Igor Vernik.
Why?
- Now Igor realizes that he is not the most beautiful member of the jury.

- Politics.
- When we have a day night in America. So they should be!

Articles from the Abkhazian women's magazine "Fatima":
- 17 ways, that you stole.
- How to resist the temptation to turn back when you whistle.
- Why vacationers always lie?
- Brothers. Protection or punishment?

We first KVN team, focused on a purely female audience. KVN in the style of COSMO. And do not be surprised if the jury's decision is not in our favor, it's okay when men do not like men.

In ancient Sparta ugly and stupid boys dropped off a cliff. Beautiful and smart and threw up the mountains in Abkhazia.

- Tell me, Kasparov is an Armenian or a Jew?
Well, judging by the way he plays, he's a Jew!
And, judging by the way he wins - of course, Armenian!