The odd couple (The Odd Couple) (2015) (№ 291269)

You know, I always thought I would write a book that will change people's views on sport, as "the Man who changed everything" or "Favorite". But instead I'm writing a book about the guy with two talents: catching balls and not catching chlamydia. <...>
- I take pictures of the burgers. You know in College I wanted to be Annie Leibovitz or Richard Avedon, to remove his human disguise, and now I'm doing pretty fast food, so Americans fat. I am not an artist, I'm a merchant of death.