TV series: The odd couple (The Odd Couple) (2015)

- I want to say that they would prefer to live with someone like Teddy, instead of me?
- Well, you chose not to.
Is there?
- Felix, you just showed up and stayed.

- Well, well, look who came back after trying to drown problems in alcohol.
- I know the answer: we.
But they do not drown, because the problems know how to swim.
- Freeze them in a block of ice.
And hear the ice in viscaria!

- Kicked me out Diane.
- When women kicked husbands, after they give the card to my apartment?

- I don't know what I was thinking. I am such a fool!
No, you just wanted to end the pain. If it was possible, but it will not work. You had your heart broken and it will take time.

- I've never seen Oscar so emotional.
- What, a man can't Express his feelings? We have hearts, broken or not!

- I looked at it, he's not going to offend you, he will talk about you.
- This is a setup. He will put his best side. He asks you to talk about him bad, and then goes out and turns the cheek.
And it all smells like roses in front of the boss, and you smell what these roses fertilize!

Oscar, I sent Aizen a copy of your speech and didn't like it
What? Yes there is one sycophancy!
That's the problem. Well you rivals, he needs the irony, the subring.
He needs to get irony? For example, "hair leave his stupid head"?
- Yes, and then he'll answer his jokes.
- About that "Oscar's face made for radio"?

- Despite the fact that I don't want to say good about this clown, it turned out great. There are only a couple of comments.
- Go ahead.
- See, here, when we say, "rich Eisen is a good man who does good things".
Yeah.
- You can remove the word "good"?
- You want to be: "rich Eisen is the man who does things"?
Yeah, that's better. ... So, I call Aizen rich, in his speech, and we are sure that no one calls a "schmuck"?

- I thought you were avoiding the "Langfords"?
Why? Because Emily works there and she dumped me? Yeah, I didn't really see Emily after the break up, and I avoided the "Langfords", I also walked the stairs instead of the Elevator and put on a mustache and takes to pass through the lobby.
- That was you?! Damn, and I thought johnny Depp was seen...

- What's the score?
- 37:37. Play to advantages in two points. Or until the Oscar won't shut down. Or throw skates.

- Cool earrings she made?
- Yes, they are part of my collection.
- They are sold? Because I would have gladly bought my mom and sister.
- Yes, sold, even as sold. Two pairs would be... two hundred dollars.
Is that it? I thought it would be at least a thousand.
Really? In this case: thank you and... damn!

- It pisses you off, right?
- Are you talking about?
- What made you the person who appeals to the judge "Your honor."
- Okay, - don't pick on Oscar. Sometimes it happens.
- This phrase does not love any man.

- Take me, coach, I will not fail!
- Do you even have a MITT?
- ... I have a potholder.

I had a bad dream or did you say that he was born hairy?
- It's called "lanugo". For Halloween, my mom dressed as Dorothy and carried me around in a wicker basket.