TV series: The odd couple (The Odd Couple) (2015). Page 4

- I'm beginning to suspect why his wife left him.
- He's not gay.
- Are you sure? It is a bit it looks like.
- No, he's like gay, but no.
- Sorry, I always wanted to have a friend who's gay. Well, to be more progressive, you know.
- You already have a black friend, what are you doing?

Oscar, welcome! Great news, I managed to save a ficus on the balcony, unfortunately, the same cannot be said about something growing on the bottom of the Laundry basket. Now, take off your shoes, grab Slippers from a basket for shoes and my hands. Not to say that we will have, but the dirty fingers do not belong there.
I have a Laundry basket?..

- I had to help you get through the pain.
- What pain? After the divorce, I gave myself a two-day drunk. I woke up with pimply cellophane. The stripper had to get me out, the bubble beyond the bubble.

I know divorce is awful, but with time will become better, trust me.
- Is it better?
- Gabi when she left, she took the housekeeper.
- Are you sure? It seems, under that bunch of things moving.

You're right, I need to gather strength and survive this temporary separation.
- A temporary separation?! You went to a psychologist for eight years, and last year there were only you.

- It is evident that I was crying?
- No. Seen you cry.

Wow, so that's where the garbage chute leads.

I put my mail in her mailbox to make her come to me.
Oh, all true love stories begin with the words "put" and "forced".