Character: Teddy (Teddy)

- Kicked me out Diane.
- When women kicked husbands, after they give the card to my apartment?

- I looked at it, he's not going to offend you, he will talk about you.
- This is a setup. He will put his best side. He asks you to talk about him bad, and then goes out and turns the cheek.
And it all smells like roses in front of the boss, and you smell what these roses fertilize!

Oscar, I sent Aizen a copy of your speech and didn't like it
What? Yes there is one sycophancy!
That's the problem. Well you rivals, he needs the irony, the subring.
He needs to get irony? For example, "hair leave his stupid head"?
- Yes, and then he'll answer his jokes.
- About that "Oscar's face made for radio"?

- I thought you were avoiding the "Langfords"?
Why? Because Emily works there and she dumped me? Yeah, I didn't really see Emily after the break up, and I avoided the "Langfords", I also walked the stairs instead of the Elevator and put on a mustache and takes to pass through the lobby.
- That was you?! Damn, and I thought johnny Depp was seen...

- It pisses you off, right?
- Are you talking about?
- What made you the person who appeals to the judge "Your honor."
- Okay, - don't pick on Oscar. Sometimes it happens.
- This phrase does not love any man.

- Another one?
They hid throughout the apartment as alcoholic. I found one in the closet for my vodka.

- Alan? The parasite is living in your basement?
Hey, many famous people started in the basement.
No, many famous people started in the garage. But many serial killers began in the basement.

- It is necessary nothing.
- What do you need?
- Food and drinks. And more ice, cake, decorations, gifts, music and guests.
I mean, you did everything but just.

- Teddy, no!
- To hell with the diet, I'm hungry.
- It is not food, it's cardboard, varnish and paint.
I don't care!

Oscar, where have you been hiding this treasure? Can we push back?

- I'm beginning to suspect why his wife left him.
- He's not gay.
- Are you sure? It is a bit it looks like.
- No, he's like gay, but no.
- Sorry, I always wanted to have a friend who's gay. Well, to be more progressive, you know.
- You already have a black friend, what are you doing?

To be bold means to move forward in spite of fear.

You can't live without changing anything in my life and wait for change.