Character: Emily

- I've never seen Oscar so emotional.
- What, a man can't Express his feelings? We have hearts, broken or not!

Listen to your heart, and not those who lead you astray.

You look great, Andy, really. I never thought I'd see you in an evening dress from Oscar de La Renta and that you went to the benefit Miranda priestly, but you... are quite consistent.

You know... much nicer to be fired because you sent a hostess to hell, than that you brought two packets of Splenda instead of two slices of unrefined sugar.

She made a fortune, stealing souls.

- Cool earrings she made?
- Yes, they are part of my collection.
- They are sold? Because I would have gladly bought my mom and sister.
- Yes, sold, even as sold. Two pairs would be... two hundred dollars.
Is that it? I thought it would be at least a thousand.
Really? In this case: thank you and... damn!

- It pisses you off, right?
- Are you talking about?
- What made you the person who appeals to the judge "Your honor."
- Okay, - don't pick on Oscar. Sometimes it happens.
- This phrase does not love any man.

My dad and I have a Christmas tradition: we find the seedy tree, which most of all need love.

- So, now I am your bride?
I had to blow her off or she would have jumped on me in front of Olivia. Thank you for not giving me up.
- No, thank you for advertising my jewelry on your radio show.
- You're blackmailing me. I'm impressed.

Emily, I can't tell you how much I thank you for that. I hope I'm not putting you in an awkward position?
- Felix, you can put me in any position. Oh, I'm not talking about sex.

- Relax and let me be your...Felix
Robin Hood?..
- The Cupid. Sorry, I had to lift my leg and not pull a bow.
- Yes, and now Cupid.

Perhaps I'll take the tie. My ties have recently become quite unmanageable.
Thank you, Felix, 45 to you. And you, Oscar, something like that?
- Yes, I think I'll take these cufflinks for my friend Murph.
- These are $ 600.
- [Oscar returns cufflinks] Guys don't buy guys jewelry.

Hey, I have an idea: why don't you shut up!
- I'm sorry, what?
- UE-UE-UE, I'm not as popular as someone else! Ye-ye-ye... "Favorite"! Do you realize how lucky you are? You get paid for the work that you love! Look at me, instead of designing jewelry, I spent days cleaning the latrines and burning the carcass of pans, which itself was set on fire, but not the point.
Wow, thank you for your candor. We digress, Yes, Oscar?
- I didn't say "Favorite", but yeah.
- And, Emily, we believe in you, it's all just part of the way.
Yeah, these difficulties will only make you stronger.
- I never thought. Thank you.

- Felix, what do you need?
- Also, what he's got.
- The crisis of middle age.
- This is a trendy cocktail? I work the first day.
No, Emily, this is when adult life breaks your youthful dreams.