TV series: The odd couple (The Odd Couple) (2015). Page 3
Hey, I have an idea: why don't you shut up!
- I'm sorry, what?
- UE-UE-UE, I'm not as popular as someone else! Ye-ye-ye... "Favorite"! Do you realize how lucky you are? You get paid for the work that you love! Look at me, instead of designing jewelry, I spent days cleaning the latrines and burning the carcass of pans, which itself was set on fire, but not the point.
Wow, thank you for your candor. We digress, Yes, Oscar?
- I didn't say "Favorite", but yeah.
- And, Emily, we believe in you, it's all just part of the way.
Yeah, these difficulties will only make you stronger.
- I never thought. Thank you.
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- Felix, what do you need?
- Also, what he's got.
- The crisis of middle age.
- This is a trendy cocktail? I work the first day.
No, Emily, this is when adult life breaks your youthful dreams.
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- And now, you know what? The poppy seeds. Elusive devils. I'll get the tweezers.
You know, people falling from balconies.
- With an enviable regularity.
Quote Explanation: Felix makes assistant Danny put on a mock hamburger poppy seeds in the correct order for the promotional photos.
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It's funny to live so long in denial, not seeing the sad truth about yourself, until someone will poke you with its nose.
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You know, I always thought I would write a book that will change people's views on sport, as "the Man who changed everything" or "Favorite". But instead I'm writing a book about the guy with two talents: catching balls and not catching chlamydia. <...>
- I take pictures of the burgers. You know in College I wanted to be Annie Leibovitz or Richard Avedon, to remove his human disguise, and now I'm doing pretty fast food, so Americans fat. I am not an artist, I'm a merchant of death.
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- Oscar, you could have killed someone!
- Yes, but decided to do it!
Quote Explanation: Oscar was thrown from the balcony of the automatic pencil sharpener that Felix got under his skin and bothered to write a book.
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MegaMozg 20-06-2017 / 14:54
This is my chance to show you what I actually, but if you don't want, okay, I have a lot of money.
And I don't have, so we have to write a book. Well, you give me some money.
Quote Explanation: Oscar should write a biography about the athlete.
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MegaMozg 20-06-2017 / 14:51
Now I'm working on is, although my true love is portraits, or as I call them: "the mirror of the soul". Any portrait will show what kind of person, but playing with colors, light and shadow, I will show you who this man is.
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- Not everyone wants to share the horrible details of his life.
Really? On "Facebook," have you heard?
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MegaMozg 20-06-2017 / 14:45
You were the second person in a week who told me that I am impossible to live with. So if I don't want to spend the rest of my life alone, I need someone who will teach me to be easier.
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MegaMozg 20-06-2017 / 14:39
Is my ex-husband Brandon.
- I see you like strong and beautiful?
It turned out that Brandon, too.
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- Look, Oscar, I like you...
Oh, bad start to a conversation.
- So, I want to be honest with you.
- It only gets worse.
I'm busy with my career, recently broke up with a guy, terribly demanding and emotional, I live with my sister, terribly demanding and emotional and I couldn't part, so I now only need...
- The other?..
Sex.
I can change my answer?
- It's just all that I currently have.
And that's all I can give you!.. I can change my answer?
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I know one doctor in Fifty-eighth street.
- Dr. Marshall?
- Oh, God, you go to him, too?
Are you kidding me? This nose was a sponsor of his summer house.
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MegaMozg 20-06-2017 / 14:30
I'm sorry, is this bothering you? I would have played your favorite, but it's hard to play porn on a cello.
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In other words, I'm getting on your nerves.
Not others, these are perfect.
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