TV series: The odd couple (The Odd Couple) (2015). Page 2

- Brother Oscar will tell you how I've changed. Felix 2:0 says "bro."
- So I have to wear a suit and tell them how good you are? I was hoping to wait until your funeral.

If you remember, the main complaint Ashley was that I was manic-sensitive nerd. To which I replied that's three separate complaints.

- Another one?
They hid throughout the apartment as alcoholic. I found one in the closet for my vodka.

You were right, no matter how scary it is, sometimes you have to rely on fate.

- Maybe she just does not fit.
What?
I'm just saying that some things cannot be controlled.
I don't think so.
Why?
Because if to trust to fate, there is no guarantee that she won't leave me alone forever.

Love men who wear hats, they are unlike the hipsters who want to hit.

- Relax and let me be your...Felix
Robin Hood?..
- The Cupid. Sorry, I had to lift my leg and not pull a bow.
- Yes, and now Cupid.

A real man always answers the phone mom.

- Love is impossible, it cannot be scheduled, it just happens.
So she should sit at home and hope that someone will pass by?
- No need to try, there are many options to improve your chances.

- Felix, you can't control the romance.
- It does not control, is the creation of a love algorithm to compare the data, weight categories and to determine the long-term potential.

- Alan? The parasite is living in your basement?
Hey, many famous people started in the basement.
No, many famous people started in the garage. But many serial killers began in the basement.

- It is necessary nothing.
- What do you need?
- Food and drinks. And more ice, cake, decorations, gifts, music and guests.
I mean, you did everything but just.

Perhaps I'll take the tie. My ties have recently become quite unmanageable.
Thank you, Felix, 45 to you. And you, Oscar, something like that?
- Yes, I think I'll take these cufflinks for my friend Murph.
- These are $ 600.
- [Oscar returns cufflinks] Guys don't buy guys jewelry.

- Teddy, no!
- To hell with the diet, I'm hungry.
- It is not food, it's cardboard, varnish and paint.
I don't care!