Open MIC (№ 426742)

These inflated expectations from gymnasts are infuriate. These guys who say, "Mm.... You're a gymnast, you probably do this in bed!" If there is a tape, a hoop and a ball - I can arrange a show!" ... There is this myth that twine helps to surprise in bed. Twine in bed helped me only once, when I tucked the blanket into the duvet cover, keep the corners.