Open MIC (№ 427245)

I have trouble sleeping, I fall asleep hard, so I like to watch some programs about animals at night. But did you not notice that all these programs are like a criminal chronicle, and such, hardcore, from the 90s? Everyone pees each other out of lawlessness, but thanks to the fact that in these films there is a female voice, it does not sound so harsh: "Of this hundred little turtles, only two or three will survive. Such is life." If the news showed on "Discovery", they would also not listen so dramatically: "As a result of increasing the retirement age to its onset, only two pensioners out of a hundred will live to see it, but such is life."