Book: How many do you have? 20 my the only one!



If we recall the past, do it with joy and love, because nothing can change.
№ 111719   Added MegaMozg 06-01-2017 / 21:38
Even if you know that nothing has a chance of survival, it is still sad to see it die.
№ 111718   Added MegaMozg 06-01-2017 / 21:38
Men on the note: the line between confidence and arrogance is very thin. Do not confuse the former with the latter!
№ 107574   Added MegaMozg 06-01-2017 / 15:57
I'm not a man, I'm a woman, and we're made different. It is an indisputable fact. We have a hormone (oxytocin) that makes it difficult to have sex without emotion. I'm not saying that all women are hopelessly romantic and fall in love with every guy that I fuck, but it is much harder than it sounds, disconnect from the emotions.
№ 107573   Added MegaMozg 06-01-2017 / 15:57
No one - I repeat, no one - not telling the truth even best friends.
№ 106391   Added MegaMozg 06-01-2017 / 13:59
I admit, in terms of fiction, I'm as guilty as anyone. More precisely, my "number" changes depending on who I'm talking to. For example, every guy thinks it is within the four (and each believes that he is the only one of the four who brought me to orgasm). My gynecologist thinks that "number" is close to seven and, of course, I used protection every time (come on, everyone had at least one such "puncture", and you know it perfectly). My mother - although I prefer not to talk to her about sex, believes that number is around two.
№ 106390   Added MegaMozg 06-01-2017 / 13:59
I often stared up at the dents from the bows of glasses over his ears and monotonously repeat to yourself the word "loser".
№ 106385   Added MegaMozg 06-01-2017 / 13:59
I once met a girl who before every first date they wrote on my stomach in permanent marker the word "Slut" to avoid harassment. Rude? Yes. But effectively? Of course.
№ 106382   Added MegaMozg 06-01-2017 / 13:58
Note to taxi drivers: the backseat of your car sits someone with traces of vomit on her blouse and asks to open the window, get out of the package greasy sandwich is not the best idea.
№ 106379   Added MegaMozg 06-01-2017 / 13:58
Even when Daisy was very young, grandfather told us about his love of man knows when his heart makes "boom". You understand that this "boom" is not like light dizziness that is felt when you first met the person; this feeling is much deeper. Like low long sound is heard in your body when you realize how much you needed this person, you know that you love him. This is not a "boom" and "BU-u-um"!
№ 106372   Added MegaMozg 06-01-2017 / 13:58