Book: Klutz

...The world is so full of justice that the place for kindness is almost gone.

A person can be as much as the righteous, yet the trouble will not touch him. But then... then he can become the evil with which he fought.

But worst of all - fall! Crying skies, pouring rain, the world turned into a continuous swamp. When you look at the lead abomination over the head, on the bare leafless trees around the stinking mud under my feet want to immediately strangle. To build a fire - a feat, to dry his clothes - a miracle.

Logic - it is generally in human relations not applicable. Any facts on either side to turn.

Theatre - is a hoax - sadly said Palus.
- No, thank you! <...> The theater is a dream. It is an illusion. It is the mutual trust magic!

Unfortunately, what you see depends on what you want to see.

If you pick up the right words and say something very convincing, that the world may believe you. And change.

Long known that the best way to learn flourishes is the state to drive on its roads.

Bag gold you can kill far more people than the spear and sword.

Easy to talk about heroism, turning the fragile yellow pages of ancient Chronicles. Much more difficult when the tools of the executioner squeezed your own, fragile and terrified fingers...

Is a very nice boy. But still take into account he is a klutz!
"Oh Yes," gladly replied the magician. - I see. Of these make the best wizards.

All human beings are born with exactly the same fortune, only it manifests in different situations.
An unlucky merchant, who every day cursed fate, could be the most successful in the world of a sculptor. Dicer, which is not a fart, would succeed in the cultivation of tulips. The farmer whose crops are burning drought, hail beats, and eats the bug, would be easily defeated in the competition archers, which is held in the glorious city of Anguine in the rainy, windy and moonless winter night.
The reason why every person fortune favours only certain undertakings, it is extremely entertaining. If it became widely known, the life of the people, no doubt, would have turned for the better!
Unfortunately, twenty years dealing with this issue Abair, a scientist from hot Camarena, was phenomenally unlucky. When the solution was close at hand, suffered prolonged anxiety, the scientist knocked over the oil lamp and the fire consumed his lab along with all of the research results. A disillusioned Abair for all break science, went to the mountains, we came to the desperate people and already two years later became famous from sea to sea, as the ferocious, lucky and reckless rogue.

... It is not absurd. It is much worse, it's tradition.

- I remember, dear lady! One gentleman was trying to criticize our performance, so she threw it out the window.