Book: Damn. Page 2

Every new maid wants to fold your laundry in a new way. It means: be smart and don't let others control you.

In my experience, usually girls are extremely smart - until they grow breasts.

Death is worse than addiction to alcohol or heroin, death is the greatest weakness.

Life is short. Death is endless.

Excessive pride of a demon is also his weakness.

Honestly, being dead is much easier than to die. To those who watch much TV, being dead will be a cinch. Actually, watching television and surfing the Internet is the best preparation for life after death.

Of course, I miss my parents more than they miss me: they loved me only thirteen years old, and I have them all their lives.

I love Thursdays. Thursday feels like Friday, but no one is forcing you to go somewhere and have fun. It's the eve of Christmas eve, December twenty-third... Is like a really, really good second date, when you still think that sex can be a good...

If you died and also gone to hell, it seemed to hint that you screwed up and committed at once two Great Errors. But at least I was in a very, VERY good company.

Don't get me wrong. Hell is not so terrible, especially compared to the ecology camp, and especially with high school.

Are you there, Satan? It's me, Madison. No offense to you but my parents taught me to believe that you don't exist. Mom and dad said that you and God are the product of a tiny, superstitious and backward village brain preachers and hypocritical Republicans.

I am absolutely not going to announce their commitment to any belief system because now I feel like I was wrong about that is still considered real.
Honestly, I don't even know who I am.

There are a lot of nasty things, which bring pleasure and your halostatue.

One man's God is another man's devil.