Book: Comrade cat, an English miser and man-gramophone, or Welcome to Velikobritaniyu. Page 2

Where there is light, there is shadow.

The brakes were invented by cowards who didn't want to be crushed by idiots.

Men often do blond jokes.

Life is too short to have time to get bored, and too long to regret it.

We have laid down the self-destruct mechanism is to tempt fate to the test.

- But God loves people!
- What can you do? He's incorrigible...

Cat in the religious Pantheon of the cat - God, man - the priest, and the vacuum is the devil.

Do not go for advice to the wise. Go to sly.

We are increasingly looking to the future and less in the soul of man.

Introspection is important to self-control.

We are few, but vests still not enough at all.

Wonderful time today! If before the pirates were hanged at the yardarms, now they have to honor to deliver to the nearest beach, to give money to the cocktail, and ask them for forgiveness.

The head at daredevils, as a rule, does not happen.

In cold weather women wind up lighter cars.