Book: Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy. Page 2

- But look, you've found the plan!
- Yes, - said Arthur, - found. At the bottom of a locked filing Cabinet in a disused toilet. A sign on the door: "beware of the leopard!"

Infinity itself is flat and uninteresting. Looking up into the night sky, we are looking into infinity - distance is incomprehensible and therefore meaningless.

Only the oral account of the person can prove to the computer its independence.

Evolution seemed to have looked on them with disgust, turned and walked away, writing them off as the result of a failed experiment.

Time is a deception of the senses. Early - deception twice.

- I'll tell you, - said Ford. - Imagine this napkin - temporal universe, and this spoon is transactionally modus curvature of matter...
- This is my spoon. I have a soup I'll eat, ' said Arthur.

- Zaphod! Wake up!
- M-m-m-m?
- Come on, Wake up!
- Well, why not let the man do what he good at it? - complained Zaphod and rolled over on the other side.

Long ago, in ancient times, in the good old days of the galactic Empire, life was wild, rich and largely tax-free. Mighty ships travel through the Universe in search of treasure and adventure. In those historical days, the spirit was adamant that the stakes are high, men were real men, women real women, and small hairy creatures from alpha Centauri are real small hairy creatures from alpha Centauri.

Hey, the voice! - angrily pracrical it. - Where are you? What's going on and how to stop it?
- Calm down, please, ' said a pleasant voice. So admonishes the stewardess passengers plane with two motors, one of which is in flames. - You're completely safe.

In England held steadily to the opinion that to make the sandwich appetizing, eye-catching, so that it could be nice to have, shameful, and so do foreigners.

If people cease to exercise its mouthparts, he thought, they will begin to work brains.

Well-known and very important is the fact that the truth is often not always what they seem. For example, on planet Earth people always assumed that they are reasonable the dolphins because they invented so much: the wheel, new York, wars and so on, and only the dolphins are always splashing in the water and having fun. Dolphins, by contrast, always considered himself a reasonable man - and, for the same reason.

"I refuse to prove that I exist, says God, for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing."
"But - he meets People - Babel fish gives you with the head, isn't it? She could not evolve by chance. It proves you exist and therefore by your own words - you don't exist. Quod erat demonstrandum."
"Oh, saith God. - To me it never occurred," and he disappears in a poof of logic.
"Nothing is easier," says Man, and for an encore proves that white is black, then the next crosswalk hit by a car.

I think we will save a lot of time if I go crazy right now.