Book: Still life with woodpecker

In the world there are two types of people: one part of the problem, the other part of the solution.

Wisdom cannot be rich. This process is not gaining, but rather liberation. People become wiser when we lose.

I wonder if she will lose the Royal privilege, if applied tattoo under his Royal epidermis? She knew that people with tattoos are not destined to rest in peace on Orthodox Jewish cemeteries. Were not even allowed to bury women with pierced ears. Rather odd ban on mutilation for a nation that invented the skin cut off my weenie.

Love is private, simple and primitive, it is a little frightening and frightened myself... from the Top all strewn with hearts and flowers, but underneath lurks the true love - crazy and half-witted.

Crazy things are heavy and light. First have a lunar nature, the second sun.
Light of madness represent a volatile mixture of ambition, aggressiveness and fears of adolescence - a useless burden that you need to get rid of a long time ago. Heavy madness - the impulses of the soul: you feel instinctively that the right thing to do, while surrounding most likely will twist a finger to his temple.
Light the madness leads to conflict with itself. Hard - to conflict with others. It is always preferable to conflict with other. In some sense it is even necessary.

Lord, - flashed in my head, Sheri - and as it is only men, these stupid fools, these pieces of gum stuck to our Shoe ballet, deliver us so much pleasure? Especially this one. The mad terrorist.

Actually, I usually don't kiss smokers, said the Princess. - Kiss with a smoker all the same what to lick an ashtray.
- I heard about it. And they say that kissing smug and naughty girls anyway, that lick ass mongoose.

If you believe the positivists, the most inspiring in eggs that, as it is not cooked, it will still wink at you a cheerful yellow eye. If you believe the existentialist, the hopeless in the eggs that it cannot be made without breaking eggs. In the opinion of the rebels, the best Breakfast is wheat flakes with beer, and who cares what came first - the chicken or the egg.

Now tequila is a favorite drink of rebels, but this does not mean that to him she is better than everyone else. In fact, the fate of many rebels tequila played the same treacherous role as overwrought nerves and unsatisfied wife. Tequila scorpioni honey, poisonous dew barren lands, the spirit of the Aztecs, the cactus milk; tequila, oily and hot, just liquid sunshine; tequila - lascivious old God, he who unites himself with the souls of dying virgins; the arsonist in the house of the aesthete; the tequila dead water of affliction, how much distress bring your quick as mercury, the wayward drops!

Sunday - pale, sick shade energetic Saturday. Sunday is the day of forced rest for people is to not inclined.

How to keep love?
1. Tell me love, what are you going to run to the grocery store on Flatbush Avenue for the cheese pie, and promised her half if she stays. Love will not go away.
2. Ask love the curl at the memory. Burn it in a incense burner with the symbol of the Yin-Yang on three sides. Stand facing South-West. While the lock is lit, say some beautiful words on convincing enough of a foreign language. Gather the ashes from the burnt hair and use it to draw yourself a mustache under his nose. Find love. Imagine it a different name. Love will stay with you.
3. Awaken love in the middle of the night. Tell her that the world is burning. Quickly run up to the bedroom window and urinate from there. With a small form back to bed and assure love that everything is OK now. In the morning the love still be there for you.

Moon has created natural cycles, the civilization wasted.

If you're honest, you sooner or later come into conflict with his value system, and then you have to separate right from what is permitted.

Human capabilities are limited only by lack of character, prevents people just lack the fucking courage or imagination to play a major role in his own movie, not to mention the fact to put it.