Author of quotes: Tom Robbins

Inside each "Hello" is hiding his "goodbye".

Every night we all see vivid dreams, but by morning forget ninety percent of what we dreamed. That is why society needs the poets. They remember our dreams.

In the world there are two types of people: one part of the problem, the other part of the solution.

Wisdom cannot be rich. This process is not gaining, but rather liberation. People become wiser when we lose.

I wonder if she will lose the Royal privilege, if applied tattoo under his Royal epidermis? She knew that people with tattoos are not destined to rest in peace on Orthodox Jewish cemeteries. Were not even allowed to bury women with pierced ears. Rather odd ban on mutilation for a nation that invented the skin cut off my weenie.

Love is private, simple and primitive, it is a little frightening and frightened myself... from the Top all strewn with hearts and flowers, but underneath lurks the true love - crazy and half-witted.

Crazy things are heavy and light. First have a lunar nature, the second sun.
Light of madness represent a volatile mixture of ambition, aggressiveness and fears of adolescence - a useless burden that you need to get rid of a long time ago. Heavy madness - the impulses of the soul: you feel instinctively that the right thing to do, while surrounding most likely will twist a finger to his temple.
Light the madness leads to conflict with itself. Hard - to conflict with others. It is always preferable to conflict with other. In some sense it is even necessary.

Lord, - flashed in my head, Sheri - and as it is only men, these stupid fools, these pieces of gum stuck to our Shoe ballet, deliver us so much pleasure? Especially this one. The mad terrorist.

Actually, I usually don't kiss smokers, said the Princess. - Kiss with a smoker all the same what to lick an ashtray.
- I heard about it. And they say that kissing smug and naughty girls anyway, that lick ass mongoose.

If you believe the positivists, the most inspiring in eggs that, as it is not cooked, it will still wink at you a cheerful yellow eye. If you believe the existentialist, the hopeless in the eggs that it cannot be made without breaking eggs. In the opinion of the rebels, the best Breakfast is wheat flakes with beer, and who cares what came first - the chicken or the egg.

Now tequila is a favorite drink of rebels, but this does not mean that to him she is better than everyone else. In fact, the fate of many rebels tequila played the same treacherous role as overwrought nerves and unsatisfied wife. Tequila scorpioni honey, poisonous dew barren lands, the spirit of the Aztecs, the cactus milk; tequila, oily and hot, just liquid sunshine; tequila - lascivious old God, he who unites himself with the souls of dying virgins; the arsonist in the house of the aesthete; the tequila dead water of affliction, how much distress bring your quick as mercury, the wayward drops!

Sunday - pale, sick shade energetic Saturday. Sunday is the day of forced rest for people is to not inclined.

There is birth, there is death, and in between there is continuous maintenance.

Complain about the weather? The weather should either be happy, or even not to notice it, either one or the other.