Book: Ladies and gentlemen. Page 1

The nanny OGG reacted to what he heard, as nuclear physicist, who said that someone to warm up, knocking two chunks of subcritical uranium mass.
'No,' she breathed.

Death sighed. Metaphors rarely reach the people. Sometimes he even seemed to actually, seriously nobody perceived.

When you look from another plane of existence, everything seems so obvious...
Obvious. No walls, only doors. No edges, just the corners...

In the Kingdom of Lancr there was not a lot of places where they could safely play football if you really wanted to play, not to run constantly ukutyvaemsya the ball.

Oh, some events just seem to be the root cause. The curtain rises, the pawn makes the first move, sounds like the first shot[at this very first pawn] - but that's not the beginning. Play, game, war is nothing more than a small window in the sequence of events Dating back many thousands of years ago. There are always things that happened before.

The elves are wonderful. They can work wonders.
Elves amazing. They can surprise.
The elves are fantastic. They create fantasies.
The elves are adorable. They enchant.
The elves fascinating. They are fascinating.
Elves are terrible. They create horror.
No one ever said elves are nice.
Because they are actually bad.

- As far as I know, no Mr Yagga not? - he asked as if incidentally.
- How is it not? Where did he go? - surprised the nurse. - Lies to yourself in a cemetery.

Wow. The son of man Tverezy! And how is the old bastard?
I do not know. Anyway, when they buried him, he was dead.

- Here killed someone.
- Oh gods, ' groaned the nanny OGG. - Hopefully not inside the circle?
- No. What kind of stupid question? It happened outside. The tall man. One leg shorter than the other. With a beard. Perhaps he was a hunter.
- But how? How do you know all this?
I just stepped on it.

If cats looked like frogs, we would very quickly realize what nasty, cruel creatures they really are.
Style. That's what people remember.

Doesn't matter what you've achieved and how you achieved it.

So, when he went hunting, it always said: bad hunter pursues, and good - will.

But life has introduced the corrective amendments: the Faith is born the thirteenth son from his fifth marriage, Hope was constantly suffering from depression, Love became known to the sales lady in Ankh-Morpork, and proud, and the Kindness of successfully lent money at interest.

I know only one: you start messing with the cults - you start believing in spirits you start believing in spirits you start believing in demons. And then lo and behold - you're already in the gods believed. After that, all of your business - seams.
- But after all they really exist, ' said nanny OGG.
It does not mean that they need to believe. They only pluck.