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It's a magical oak grove. Here souls reside. The souls of the dead warrant officers and senior officers. After death they're woody finally.
№ 1015   Added MegaMozg 31-12-2016 / 18:48
Beat the skunk! The main thing to fill up, and there stutters.
№ 988   Added MegaMozg 31-12-2016 / 18:47
- We are flying a meteor the size of Texas!
- What are the foreseen destruction?
№ 969   Added MegaMozg 31-12-2016 / 18:46
- Well, now you need to get off the nuclear warhead!
Yes. I wanted to feel the power between his legs.
№ 966   Added MegaMozg 31-12-2016 / 18:46
Moss, I don't like to criticize, but... everything you invent is worthless.
Ah, that's right. Then get ready to spread those words with mustard, because you will soon eat that with a piece of humility, which I'll bake in the oven of shame at the temperature of "egg you on".
№ 947   Added MegaMozg 31-12-2016 / 18:45
I think it's bullshit.
With all due respect, John, but I head. the I. T. Department... My Department in good standing... If you type "Google" into Google, you can break the Internet. So please in any case do it.
- [laughter]
- This is no joke, you can break the Internet!
№ 946   Added MegaMozg 31-12-2016 / 18:45
- Can I ask you a few questions? How can you two live like this?
- "How can you two"... [Googles]
- Don't Google the question, moss!
№ 940   Added MegaMozg 31-12-2016 / 18:45
From vest sleeve round donut and a dead donkey ears.
№ 661   Added MegaMozg 31-12-2016 / 18:33
- How do I find out her real name?
- I think you know the answer.
- Cut off the head and look for the tag?
2 Season 11 Series
№ 67   Added MegaMozg 31-12-2016 / 18:01
To drag for hair, it's not a man, but sometimes it helps.
2 Season 10 Series
№ 64   Added MegaMozg 31-12-2016 / 18:01
- Dexter, you'll like her, she's great. A very strong woman.
I will try to remember in case you have to lift weights.
№ 46   Added MegaMozg 31-12-2016 / 18:00
- Well, imagine: you're the butcher of Bay Harbor. How would you get rid of bodies that they are not found?
- Millions of options. Swamps, alligators, pig, sulfuric acid, threshers, incinerators, hell, even meat pies.
№ 41   Added MegaMozg 31-12-2016 / 18:00
I love being here with you. You're the only person people hate more than me.
№ 26   Added MegaMozg 31-12-2016 / 17:59
- So his head was in the front seat. It's weird, why would he keep her there?
- I don't know if they have agreed to take turns?
№ 10   Added MegaMozg 31-12-2016 / 17:58