Movie: Forgive for love (Scusa ma ti chiamo amore)



Uncle Alex, tell me, your fiancée collects stickers?
№ 307617   Added Viker 13-11-2017 / 15:30
Your daughter deteriorate every day - she is lying all the time...
- She has a rich imagination - her mother went.
№ 307612   Added Viker 13-11-2017 / 15:29
- Go to dinner.
- I need to do, I don't want to eat...
Hey, but there is something still needed.
- Well, mom, I do...
- For more than a month has passed... do you Know how many around these guys: beautiful, smart, funny and, besides, your peers?
№ 307611   Added MegaMozg 13-11-2017 / 15:29
- Go to dinner.
- I need to do, I don't want to eat...
Hey, but there is something still needed.
- Well, mom, I do...
- For more than a month has passed... do you Know how many around these guys: beautiful, smart, funny and, besides, your peers?
№ 307610   Added Viker 13-11-2017 / 15:29
- Do you drink? Vodka, uh, rum, gin and tonic?
- Coca-Cola pour.
№ 307582   Added MegaMozg 12-11-2017 / 20:14
- Professor, I believe you have underestimated my grade.
- Understated say? I can quote Cicero: "Aliquam the liberal El tractare".
- What?
- "Everyone gets what deserves".
- Well, Yes.
- Do you know my name, yet.
№ 307537   Added Viker 12-11-2017 / 17:08
- Here is my business card, here are all the phones. There will be problems with insurance, call me.
- Creative Director... So you important?..
- More or less...
- Here will judge you a lot of money, so you'll know... I will write the number on case fake...
And if that's false?
№ 307531   Added MegaMozg 12-11-2017 / 12:04
Jealousy is irrational in its nature. It paralyzes the person. Enough unscheduled soul, new hairstyles, texting after school hours - and now we are beginning to dig the earth in search of a certain truth.
№ 211676   Added MegaMozg 15-01-2017 / 13:43
You just chickened out, and I head into it caught.
№ 166957   Added MegaMozg 12-01-2017 / 11:56
Only 18 years in life everything happens, as in the song.
№ 158019   Added MegaMozg 11-01-2017 / 16:31
Look at that girl. As she eats a cherry, imagine how she eats a banana...
№ 100254   Added MegaMozg 06-01-2017 / 03:19
- Kamila cheating on me...
- Kamila? Come on!
- No, I'm sure. Yesterday she under the chair on which lay dress, left two pairs of shoes. Huh?
- So. What?
- You did not understand? Diane lane Richard Gere movie "Unfaithful". The heroine left her shoes under the chair in indecision, because she was different!
- If she can't something be resolved, doesn't mean she's a slut!
- ... Camila recently changed. When we make love, she became more...
More?..
More... Lustful or something...
I wish I had your worries, Enrico, I beg you!
№ 92303   Added MegaMozg 05-01-2017 / 20:47
In Italy usually when you go to close and dear people use "my Love".
(The Italians are romantic... Half their SMS starts and ends with the words - "my Love".)
№ 75217   Added MegaMozg 04-01-2017 / 09:47
We swear eternal love, break with the past and believe in the future.
№ 41999   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 18:36
- I have 20 days, 6 hours, 16 minutes and 24 seconds waiting for you here.
- I have waited 18 years for and as you can see, I can't complain!
№ 31640   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 11:00