Movie: Home alone (Home Alone)



Kevin, you're a complete misunderstanding. There are fifteen people in this house, and only you are acting like a bully.
Kevin, youre a complete misunderstanding. There are...
№ 418412   Added MegaMozg 04-05-2021 / 13:54
- So be smart, open the door! Hehe!
№ 407895   Added MegaMozg 01-12-2020 / 23:24
- What the hell did you become a chicken?
№ 407893   Added MegaMozg 01-12-2020 / 23:18
And remember: we're the wet bandits. Wet.
- Shut up, idiot, you just blurt robbed us at home.
Quote Explanation: The robbers opened the water in the bathtub, plugged the drain.
№ 334764   Added MegaMozg 23-07-2018 / 20:15
- Where did he go?
- May have committed suicide from fear?
№ 334763   Added MegaMozg 23-07-2018 / 20:14
- Just throw me another one, and I'll cut out your insides and boil them in motor oil. What's the matter?
- You now don't have enough gold tooth.
№ 334762   Added MegaMozg 23-07-2018 / 20:13
One of my friend was beaten only because he allegedly wore pajamas with dinosaurs.
- Santa Claus never comes to the morgue buddy.
- I'm afraid to offend you, but you don't think you're too old to be afraid of something?
№ 334761   Added MegaMozg 23-07-2018 / 20:12
- There's nobody here, the house looks quite calm. Let them count their kids again.
Now I'm a criminal.
Quote Explanation: Kevin hid in the house from the police and didn't appear on the doorbell, to protect against robbers by night your house.
№ 334760   Added MegaMozg 23-07-2018 / 20:11
Only girls can hide under the beds. I can't afford it, I'm the only man in this house.
№ 334759   Added MegaMozg 23-07-2018 / 20:10
- You all thought?
Five boys, six girls, four parents, two drivers, plus one crow in a tree.
№ 334758   Added MegaMozg 23-07-2018 / 20:09
- Kevin, you're one big misunderstanding. In this house fifteen people, but for some reason all troubles happen because of you.
- Where are the passports and tickets?
- He put them in the microwave to dry.
№ 334757   Added MegaMozg 23-07-2018 / 20:08
- It is I, the Serpent, brought the goods.
Damn. Leave it on the doorstep, and he get the hell out.
- Well, Johnny. What about my money?
- What money? How much do I owe you?
- Eishi said, what have you got for me money. Eishi said ten percent.
- It is unfortunate that the AC no longer gives percentages.
- What do you mean?
- He's upstairs taking a bath.
- He'll call you when I'm free.
Hey. I know I'm gonna give you, Snakes. I'll give you ten seconds, so you took your ugly, yellow, no-good ass off my doorstep before I pumped your guts full of lead.
- Well, Johnny. I'm sorry. I'm leaving.
One, two, ten! Ha! Keep the change, you filthy animal.
Quote Explanation: Episode preview for a nonexistent film "Angels with dirty souls". The phrase was used for the purchase of pizza.
№ 334756   Added MegaMozg 23-07-2018 / 20:07
- I just made ornaments out of fish hooks.
- From my new fish hooks?!
- Well, what could be the decoration of old, when they are stuck everywhere dry the worms?
№ 334755   Added MegaMozg 23-07-2018 / 20:06
- I have ceased to trust people.
No offense, but I think it's stupid.
I was afraid that my heart will break again. You can trust the man, but when will the dark clouds, he forgets you.
- Maybe they're just busy? Maybe they forgot about you? And forgot to remember.
- I'm afraid that someone I believe, again it will break my heart.
- I understand you. I had a wonderful skates. I was so afraid to break them, not wore them and kept in box. And you know what happened? I grew out of them, so never ride. To hide his heart or give him break. What's the difference? If you bury your heart, it will be like with my skates, when you decide nothing will work. Maybe your heart is broken, but it is.
№ 305552   Added MegaMozg 24-10-2017 / 11:06
- Buzz...
- Don't you know that it is necessary to knock, pipsqueak!
- Can I sleep in your room? I don't want to sleep in the same bed with fuller. If he gets drunk, then wet himself.
- I will never let you sleep in my room, even if you're ass you'll be licking! Okay?!
№ 270618   Added MegaMozg 19-01-2017 / 13:46