Movie: How many do you have? (What's Your Number?)

I was so afraid that you were another asshole that I acted like a complete fool.

Perhaps you don't understand, mom, but you don't have to. You just have to love me.

I know you're perfect. But you're not perfect for me. And... I'm not perfect for you.

Are you trying to be what you want to see, but you're not.

- The perfect girl... Tell me about it.
- You can introduce her with your family. She's smart but not smarter than you. Bake Apple pie with your mom and throws the ball with your sister, but when you are alone, she dons a latex jumpsuit and gives you how before the end of the world.

I am happy when being yourself. And there are a only when I'm with you.

Oh, I'm sorry. It seemed to me that this was serious last night when you were doing me from behind, although I haven't seen your face.

To love means to be yourself.

I Hate Miami. I think too much sun makes people stupid.

Where's my coffee pot?
- I broke it. Would Twitter already knew.

69 need only those who want to do everything, yet did not return home parents.

I want a woman who will not let another fucker either in my heart or my vagina.