Movie: What men still talk. Page 1

- Listen, and went immediately to me, huh?
- Don, Kama, and to change? Well...
- Well, I'm in a beautiful shirt has not seen?

- Dear Maxim and Marina! You have taken an important decision: never to infringe upon the freedom of each other for as long as possible to preserve mutual love and respect. I appeal to You, Maxim Emmanuilovich. Do You agree not to marry Marina, to never walk with her around the house in his underwear, not to change her not to come home drunk, do not insult her and does not beat?
- I agree.
- Marina V., You agree not to marry Maxim, never to find fault with them for nothing, not jealous of his friends, not to get into his cell phone, not to lie that You have a headache and don't walk around the house in the mask of cucumbers?
Yes.
- I pronounce You not husband and not wife. Be free and love each other forever.

- Sigmund Y. what's wrong with me?
- Well, You know, in light of my theory, the phone here, of course, is a phallic symbol... my Dear, You ***ETS.

In General, I want some strong, real feelings... But look at you, I think - well, it nafig!

Faith looks on TV "When you get married." I know that I don't want to watch it! But I don't know WHAT I want. If I wanted hockey, I would say: "let's switch". So I don't really like hockey. No, I'm interested, but not like you. Well you start begin to cry. And I cry with you. And then think: "Damn, did you really get this upset about such a thing?"

- I never in my life really didn't. Very. Well Glory be, for example, he wants women. Different. A lot. Always. And he achieves them. And I have never so badly wanted as he is women.
Well... no one wants!

That is, as something did not happen so here "time!" and to another step to get up. And it's for 20 something years. Because I have not that would not have happened... Happened! But somehow mediocre. That is, I am mediocre. After all, no one bothered me, not forbidden, that is, I can't tell anyone: "I have Won because someone's not right!". And, you know, what is the main problem? I have enough brains to understand it all, but not enough to change.

I sometimes envy people who have all bad. Wife left, fired from work, he had no money, no friends...
- Well, something to envy?
- And in his life came certainty. She failed. And it's clear why. Blame all around. Not understood, not appreciated, but still... no luck. And he with a clear conscience washed down.

- You have 5 or what physics was?
Well.
- I have in Russian... And us is the useful life?

Pash, promised soon. But it's "soon", so it will come.

- And why are they important? Are they smarter, better? Love you - so teach her how to talk to people, and taught himself! "The request I have for you"! And if for him these two were not, it would be anyone allowed in here? To ask a man! But I can come to him man to man to ask you to apologize to my wife?!
- Sasha, well, what's that?..
- Nothing!!! Because!.. To him I'm afraid. And you... brave.

- The last question. You sent it?
Yes...
- ... How I envy you.

- It is obvious that in this situation it was completely wrong...
- Shut your mouth.
But You asked so I told.
- So you tell me. Who was wrong - I'll decide.

- Maybe a doctor? And then suddenly You have a concussion.
- Definitely a concussion. This am I beat!