Movie: Sportloto-82

This is for you, Tanya. I wanted to take the "Pepsi-Cola", but "Baikal", in my opinion, better.

- A crook!
- The fool!

- Well, San Sanych, you give!
- It is necessary to think, as they say in Monte Carlo.

- Don't touch the leg, it hurts! I walked out of the Grill and lost. Three days zhravshi... without food. Sprained his ankle and lost consciousness... First dislocated and then lost... No, just - first lost, then dislocated.
I think he's delusional.
- Yeah, I'm delirious.
No, he's just in a difficult situation, don't you see?
- Right I'm in trouble, can't you see?
- And when you came out of the Grill?
- I?
- You have something.
- Last night, or rather in the evening yesterday.
Means to Grill in the neighborhood?
- No! Go right, right, right.
- And if all right, then how are you lost?
- Consciousness dislocated, lost a leg.

Why are you here, all of us idiots think?!
- Why everyone?..

- Well, I brought you trouble.
- Well, now everything is going to end... But you know what I wish?
I do not know.
- So you win again. And I took it again and lost your ticket. And you with me again it looked for.
- You like to lose the coupons?
- I liked to be with you.
- But is this necessarily something to seek, something to lose?

- As you can see, my deduction method is very simple, all elementary.
Well, Kostya, with all your powers the police have to work.
- I work there... as a driver...

- Why at the fork in the routes diverged, and now were back together?
And then, they are trails that converge and then diverge again.

- How should we divide 20 000?
- In fairness, from each according to ability to each according to the position.
What's my position?
- In our organisation you are the first person... After me!

- Stepan! Clean!.. Not the way routes!
- Well, San Sanych, well, head. [Knocks the pointers of the routes] OK, now they get lost.
Welcome. Which way do we go, do you remember?
- No, and you?
I thought you would remember.
- I thought you were.
- Oh, intelligence... Where to go?

Comrades! I want to warn you. In the mountains many wild animals, even bears have... Please do not worry, do not hurt them!

- I have cleaned the carburetor, everything is all right now.
- With your own talent machine you need to have
- Well, one God gives you a talent, and another with a car.

- A citizen, and why you are fit to be seen?
- We train!
- Ah! Marathoner?
Yeah!
- What kind of society?
Labor reserves.
- A mask and fins, why?
- A triathlete!

- Amazingly, for the first time, play Lotto and win such denzhischi! Well, now I will unfold... first, buy a sheepskin coat, and secondly, will join the co-op for a Studio apartment. And next year will go on a tourist trip, a cruise around Europe. Well, buy a color TV, of course the car.
- I think that your cut is not enough.
And I still win!