Character: San Sanych



- Well, San Sanych, you give!
- It is necessary to think, as they say in Monte Carlo.
№ 323607   Added Viker 22-04-2018 / 07:52
- Don't touch me! I am a foreigner! I'm Indian. I am a subject of His Highness the Maharaja of Hyderabad!
- Do not touch it. Still a foreigner. Send the bastard to jail.
Quote Explanation: The mayor, make a joke, sent the question to Cape runaway bride in prison.
№ 313303   Added MegaMozg 06-01-2018 / 11:09
- Suits me this beard?
- You think about something else, so she didn't fall off.
№ 313298   Added MegaMozg 06-01-2018 / 11:04
- Are not you ashamed? I had to leave for a week, as you already got into this story! Previously, I had to take care of one idiot, now there are two...
- Nothing, we defend ourselves!
- Of course, defend ourselves. Just asking you, San Sanych, no kill.
Quote Explanation: Standing on the bus stop movie characters saw that they are surrounded by friends Jafar and the police bought six.
№ 313294   Added MegaMozg 06-01-2018 / 10:13
- Uncle, and you can bare hand a wall to punch?
Can. Even with one finger. [and struck a poke of a finger the wall of the tank with water]
№ 313288   Added MegaMozg 06-01-2018 / 10:07
- So, put on a loop for a tooth, I threaten you, you recoil and the tooth will give them... What are you waiting for?
Is my tooth.
- Have you heard?! What a stupid! It's not yours and not even mine, it's them! I thought you were a good man, it turns out that you're a bad man. Greedy!
Quote Explanation: The criminal, seeing a gold tooth San Sanych has lost his card and decided to pick up.
№ 313286   Added MegaMozg 06-01-2018 / 10:05
- You lost, Rustam. It was necessary immediately to break his arm or kneecap. And you were busy, were busy... Why so long to torture people?
- I beat him easily, I was afraid that he would kill.
№ 313278   Added MegaMozg 06-01-2018 / 07:02
One kick to the jaw, and carried on a stretcher!
Is The Caucasus. All hot heads. A noise and went. People came to listen to music, and you him in the jaw. The Caucasus has changed, in the yard of the twentieth century.
Quote Explanation: San Sanych was knocked out by Jafar, who threatened to stab him after the show.
№ 313273   Added MegaMozg 06-01-2018 / 04:03
Always and everywhere defend the victim,
Defeated in a battle spare.
To achieve victory, again to her go
More important than the last one that is found.
Their superior weapons
Wear in your bosom, and sing in the way.
Quote Explanation: Song San sanycha (when he's in jail teaches inmates gulescu and vagrants). Words Didurov A.
№ 313270   Added MegaMozg 06-01-2018 / 03:05
Can I offer you a drink? Cognac excellent!
Thank you, I don't drink!
- And you?
- No, I'm clean.
- Right! I'm your age too, tied up and again...
№ 309983   Added MegaMozg 04-12-2017 / 18:08
- Dad.
- Huh?
But still, do you think that's what Kostya liked mom?
Oh, and the puzzle you asked me.
- Well, dad!
Well than... you Know, he's a light of some kind.
- Dad, like a light bulb?
- She may like a light. You know how sometimes, in the dark light bulb "down!" and joined, and all her fly.
- Dad, well, the gnats flock to it is not.
- No, dear, good heart flock, and the nicer it is, the more near it buzzes every.
1 Season 50 Series
№ 282820   Added MegaMozg 13-04-2017 / 10:52
Proud of evil with your power
And the fact that most put up with him
But don't you yourself forgive,
When we evil of the lesson does not give?
Quote Explanation: the song "class struggle", the words: A. Didurov, music: Polad bul-bul Oglu, performs: a Group of Stas Namin.
№ 249162   Added MegaMozg 17-01-2017 / 21:59
Good word friend help me
And only when threatened by his enemies,
You strength of mind and hands
To invest their anger in blows and throws!
<...>
Violence sharpens steel,
But steel it is not eternal,
And you soul become stronger than steel!
When the pure soul,
A goal of human
Hand chops honed steel.
Quote Explanation: the song "class struggle", the words: A. Didurov, music: Polad bul-bul Oglu, performs: a Group of Stas Namin.
№ 249161   Added MegaMozg 17-01-2017 / 21:59
- My friend, why hit the horses? Maybe in a past life, they were respected people. Have you heard about reincarnation?
- What's the hurry? What they're chasing?
That's behind us. Hurry! Whip it!
- And if they were decent people?
- He was not! Lazy was lazy and left!
№ 218183   Added MegaMozg 15-01-2017 / 22:40
Sage feels loose and in prison.
№ 217588   Added MegaMozg 15-01-2017 / 22:20