malingerer [Theme]

- Don't touch the leg, it hurts! I walked out of the Grill and lost. Three days zhravshi... without food. Sprained his ankle and lost consciousness... First dislocated and then lost... No, just - first lost, then dislocated.
I think he's delusional.
- Yeah, I'm delirious.
No, he's just in a difficult situation, don't you see?
- Right I'm in trouble, can't you see?
- And when you came out of the Grill?
- I?
- You have something.
- Last night, or rather in the evening yesterday.
Means to Grill in the neighborhood?
- No! Go right, right, right.
- And if all right, then how are you lost?
- Consciousness dislocated, lost a leg.

There are two most unpleasant type of patients: the first at the slightest sneeze buried under a heap of blankets, constantly measure the temperature three times a day chase to his poor doctor and hackneyed assure relatives that their days are numbered; the second, on the contrary, unsteady until until the disease will Rob them of the strength to even stand, but then are taken to assure that, say, now will sleep an hour and half and then will be able to help your cucumber.

And how did you decide to get a cat with my allergies?
- You're allergic to everything you don't like: cats, raisins, vacuum cleaner.

Noisy suffer only the phonies and clowns. And those and others in the mercenary purposes.

- You have severe depression?
- Do not have.
- You faked cancer!
- Curious to try it.
- Heroin - too curious?
- Still! I remember last Christmas!

Found in the dictionary one word, it is very well suited to my dad shamming.