Character: Gabrielle Solis

- I just want to be happy.

- My uterus is not an object of bargaining.

- It depends on what you buy.

- You are happy.

“I don’t want to wake up one day wanting to shoot myself in the head.”

- It turned out that the soul desires something completely different.

Whatever happens, I'll always love you as the moon and back.

For those men and go to strip clubs to improvise. We've all done it!
- Do you imagine other men when you're with Carlos?
Carlos has been so many men, I wonder, when opened his eyes to see Carlos.

China?! Why would he? To watch Bruce Lee movies without the subtitles?
- We have not reached. I felt bad, and he went to buy a backpack. He's like crazy! But if I will tell him that I will be a bitch.
- Since when is practicality and common sense have become synonymous with bitchiness?
- Since man first did something stupid, and the woman he pointed to it.

As tempting as sounds your little revenge, I'd rather give up.

Now get out, until there was a terrible mistake between my foot and your ass!

Look, I'm trying to be nice, but I find it difficult to remain polite.

- The sex was amazing, it was like... how to describe it... like Opera!
- You mean I fell asleep in the middle?

- Removed.
But I wasn't smiling.
- Yes, we live in a cruel world. There is nothing to smile.