Character: Lynette Scavo

- Um, I... You're in good hands. I have chicken... um... in the freezer...

- Do you know what fascinates me? You give me compliments, not Naturally,

- Do you know what a psychic attack is?

- They almost popped out of my sockets. And it's all in vain, Lynette.

- I am the mother of four young children. Problems is putting it mildly.

This night again Lynette Scavo had a dream. The one that she had already seen many times before.
Hey! Mary Alice, are you okay?
- Yes, thank you. It's all good.
- Okay. Well before the meeting.
But this time something changed.
No, I see that not all of them. Please tell me what happened. Let me save you.
- You can't.
Why?
- Honey, we can't prevent what you don't anticipate.
- How can you do this?
- It is possible. Yes. Rejoice this wonderful day. They're so little.
I never dreamed Lynette, I'm glad.

China?! Why would he? To watch Bruce Lee movies without the subtitles?
- We have not reached. I felt bad, and he went to buy a backpack. He's like crazy! But if I will tell him that I will be a bitch.
- Since when is practicality and common sense have become synonymous with bitchiness?
- Since man first did something stupid, and the woman he pointed to it.

- He and the puppy played it. And you know what happened to him?
What?
- No one knows.

Your wedding is one of the best days in your life, because in this day you know that you've found someone who makes you happy... And then forget. And when this happens, instead of waking up in the morning with the feeling that someone who loves me, you start to look around and think "What do I want? I need to be happy?" You search and search and like find, but nothing helps. And all because the hole in your heart that you are trying to fill, is already filled, and you just forgot. Never forget, always remember how much you wanted to be loved, and how much you are loved. And if you get it, it's not easy, you will stop looking and realize that you are already happy.

- I'm his wife, he should love me, not my body, my soul. Why doesn't he love my soul?
- When's the last time the bar heard, that each other said, "Hey, nice soul from this chick"?

What about my sex? On the anniversary we always have sex!
- Please do, just don't Wake me.

But I've always had a list of what I would like to have in the house.
I know. The tree house, the twins were able to play there. Look, there's the perfect tree for this. And lawn is a great place on the other side of the house. And, of course, white picket fence, about which you dreamed.
- Wait! I never said anything about the white fence!
- I told you on our first date. You said that the dream of the white fence.
- Can not be that I said such a thing on a first date.
Said, I remember. Because once you said it, I had the way, as we sit on the porch, watching our children play, drinking lemonade and looking into the distance over our white fence.

- Fine, sugar and caffeine, don't you think that's too bad for the baby?
- You're exaggerating, it's just a cocktail.
- Yes, I'm exaggerating, because she has school tomorrow, and she to two do not sleep, just because she could not refuse. Look, I don't want a bad mom. Since we broke up with you and more not live together, learn to refuse the whims of children. It is impossible that here was the house of boredom, and your site beach house MTV.
- You're right. Now do things differently. For example, earlier I'd stood and listened to everything. And now I'll just say "NO!"... Look, I get to refuse...

We need to maintain a romantic relationship, no matter how tired we are.