Character: Tom Scavo

When I left our troubles seemed huge, so I gave up... now I know it's just an optical illusion: near fine seems large, and these problems did not give me realize how much I love you! And finally I realized this and got to say it because these things need to speak while there is time.
I mean, you know, you have another. I wish you happiness because you, Lynette, you're the love of my life always.

What about my sex? On the anniversary we always have sex!
- Please do, just don't Wake me.

What is happening this quarter? There came a truck out of it some terrible people.
Is a school bus, Renee. It's the children.

But I've always had a list of what I would like to have in the house.
I know. The tree house, the twins were able to play there. Look, there's the perfect tree for this. And lawn is a great place on the other side of the house. And, of course, white picket fence, about which you dreamed.
- Wait! I never said anything about the white fence!
- I told you on our first date. You said that the dream of the white fence.
- Can not be that I said such a thing on a first date.
Said, I remember. Because once you said it, I had the way, as we sit on the porch, watching our children play, drinking lemonade and looking into the distance over our white fence.

- Fine, sugar and caffeine, don't you think that's too bad for the baby?
- You're exaggerating, it's just a cocktail.
- Yes, I'm exaggerating, because she has school tomorrow, and she to two do not sleep, just because she could not refuse. Look, I don't want a bad mom. Since we broke up with you and more not live together, learn to refuse the whims of children. It is impossible that here was the house of boredom, and your site beach house MTV.
- You're right. Now do things differently. For example, earlier I'd stood and listened to everything. And now I'll just say "NO!"... Look, I get to refuse...

- You know, there is one correction...
- You want to bring girlscouts oath?
- No, Tom. We again Gemini..

Your performance was so terrible that when I was choking on a Lollipop, I even thought for one second not to fight it.

Unfortunately, in life there are moments when you have to break the rules to survive.

- What's that smell?
- Despair, fear...
M, and I thought waffles.

And today I'll sexual spirits and see who is man!
- I hope I am.

- I'm pregnant.
- Are you pregnant a baby?
- Have you been sniffing those markers? Of course child!

- What is it?
Nothing. It's... it's personal!
- Personal?
Yes. And I think it is very important that we respect each other's boundaries.
This morning you walked into the bathroom and sat down on the toilet when I was shaving my legs. We have no boundaries, believe me!

What if I go make a boob job and came home with big, huge, SideShow Boobs?
- I'd learn to live with it.

- I'm stronger than you, I never complain.
- Not when you give birth... And you give birth all the time!