Character: Gabrielle Solis. Page 3
A monkey almost killed a clown, and this means that the holiday failed!
- Laura's right, I'm a terrible mother.
- Look, I'm not an expert on parenting, I only know that while all the other kids ran screaming "Mother!" Juanita jumped in the bouncy house and closed it, and Celia pretended to be dead.
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MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 08:30
I have no desire to satisfy the sexual needs of a man who tramples on the ideals of the United States of America.
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MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 08:30
I was broke many times, but was not poor! Poverty is a state of mind.
1 Season 15 Series
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MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 08:30
Where have you ever seen such Quasimod? As soon as she crossed the threshold, we have all the clocks in the house stopped!
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MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 08:30
My life sometimes seems so petty. I spend my life thinking about the washing powder and products or how to get rid of stains on the upholstery. This is not the life I imagined, but sometimes I look around and realize I'm happy!
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MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 08:26
You're such a good person. I hate you for that.
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MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 20:30
- Why are all rich people assholes?
- Because all the beautiful females!
2 Season 2 Series
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MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 01:59
- You seem remarkably calm.
- Oh! No, no! I'm desperate! But that is in the shower. Where the ink is not flowing!
4 Season 10 Series
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MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 01:25
And the Oscar goes to... No! Not you!
6 Season 4 Series
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MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 00:36
Well, you know what they say: "the longer you wait, the more ass!"
(Don't wave on hand. You know the saying: "the more you wait, the more ass.")
6 Season
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MegaMozg 01-01-2017 / 23:41
- Pictures should be decent and say "these people will be wonderful parents."
- What?
- And you're Topless.
- Come on, your hands all the indecent covered.
- Hands is that? One that holds a glass of tequila, or is that a Cuban cigar?
2 Season 16 Series
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MegaMozg 01-01-2017 / 14:41
I'm selfish, egocentristic, and my husband is so selfish that not even notice my selfishness! Well, some of us parents?
1 Season 20 Series
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MegaMozg 01-01-2017 / 14:41
- Give him back! Remember, you got into College on a sports scholarship!
- I played Golf!
- About...
2 Season 2 Series
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MegaMozg 01-01-2017 / 03:24
A good friend in a difficult moment of support, a great friend to pretend that nothing has noticed.
1 Season 16 Series
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MegaMozg 01-01-2017 / 03:24
I need a man that can explode at the thought of losing me! I don't just love you, I love how you love me!
(I want a man that is ready to explode from fear of losing me.)
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MegaMozg 31-12-2016 / 23:49
