Character: Gabrielle Solis. Page 1

- You let him kiss you!
- Yes, but lips, not tonsils.

- So you heard about it?!
- Of course! Many times, I was in his theatre, gave birth to him at the hospital and even once came into the library... ask for directions...

And how did you decide to get a cat with my allergies?
- You're allergic to everything you don't like: cats, raisins, vacuum cleaner.

- Gabby, where Juanita and Celia could stain the legs, because the street no mud for several months.
- Listen, dear, they don't need to find dirt. The dirt itself already is.

I've tried everything in their upbringing. Even a puppy bought and threatened to kill him. They asked to see it!

She is a virgin, and these all do not like people.

- I told when I realized I wanted to marry you?
- When you first saw me at the podium?
- No, then I realized that I wanted to sleep with you. In General, I realized that I wanted to marry you when we went to that restaurant on Third street. You were in a white linen dress and ordered a huge plate of ribs. And you ate them with such pleasure! All your hands in barbecue sauce, meat hanging from your teeth, hair in grease. When you're finished, I said, what a mess. And you pulled out your mirror, looked at myself and so happily laughed out loud. Your laughter filled the room. I thought, "That's the laughter I want to hear the rest of my life." That's why I offered you a hand and heart, you look at anything.
You know, when I decided I wanted to be with you forever?
- No, when?
- Two seconds ago.

You can't steal a Ferrari, if you don't know how to drive!
(Can't drive a Ferrari don't drive at all!)

If you touch Anna a finger, Carlos is going to knock your teeth that makes you pretty damn popular in prison!

- I came to apologize.
- Attacked my daughter with me. And what do you do here?
- I bottle.
- Pass.

Pour. I said I'm sick, don't want to be a liar.

Let me clarify, some harlot from the support group flies, perepihnutsja with a football coach for a gas station, and check our moral character?

- Oh, you drink? Without me?
- It happened spontaneously, we pour out its grief.
- And I struggle with PE, but who needs a heart attack? I triple!

- Honestly, Susan, you weren't very happy that they will live together?
Yeah, at first I was upset, but Mike is still someone brought. And I think I was lucky that that someone was my real friend.
- Susan, it's nice.
- And with dignity.
And not normal.
- ?!
Hey, Gaby, remember when I was with Carlos?
- Shut up, bitch!
- That's fine.