Author of quotes: Sue Townsend

- They say there will be giraffes, - I said.
- Giraffes! I was amazed someone in the queue.
Only giraffes are not enough! - outraged Mrs. Golightly. With their long necks it is easy to sneak up on people.

All children up to five years - the full guard. For example, you're at the age Gracie was talking with the moon. Invited her to my birthday party, and then cried because she didn't come.

By the way, I asked Bernard what "White lightning".
- When you see a homeless gentleman which smells of urine, and on the bridge of his nose with an open wound, you know, "White lightning" - his favorite drink for consumption on the Park bench.

Are you cold in that skirt? - I asked. - It differs little from the waist.
- Yes, I'm cold, ' replied Dahlia. But I am unhappy that I don't care.

With regard to question number one, none of us knows when he will die. Death lives in us since our birth.
I asked if he draws comfort from his Roman Catholicism.
"No," he replied. But human courage definitely gives me hope.

Christmas. As befits an adult, waking up, wildly upset because a bed bag with toys.

Nigel on the weekends, dresses like a punk. His mother does not object, provided that under the black shirt he will wear knitted vest.

I was in a rebellious mood, so I wore red socks. It is strictly forbidden, but I now spit.

I put the Abba at full volume and listened as long as not deaf neighbor began to Bang on the wall.

In the afternoon, as usual, went for groceries. In the supermarket already selling Christmas cakes. So the life goes!

Home peace and grace, parents are not speaking to each other.

My acne's so bad that writing about them is not urine. In the class will laugh at me.
Read "the Man in the iron mask". Well aware of what he was feeling.

To ease the pension crisis, the government relaxed the law on euthanasia: elderly people contemplating suicide, encouraging leaflets with the slogan "Give way to young".

You cannot write the laws on all occasions, Jack. People should be allowed to fall from ladders.