Movie: 9 Rota
There are two simple soldier's rules: First - the stronger you doubt, the stronger it will explode. Rule two - do not sculpt anywhere!
Quote Explanation: Sapper instructor - eloquently describes the plastid (plastic explosive).
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MegaMozg 16-10-2022 / 12:36
Can snot on his fist shake, can the mother call, his pants piss, and the task needs to perform! Die, but do it!
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MegaMozg 10-05-2019 / 15:05
- Out of Afghanistan will come, what will you do?
- I will drink.
- Well, that's understandable. A week or so, and then?
- Drink again
What?
- And then I drink. Until I forget it all. Then stand up, face wash and a new life will begin, if possible.
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MegaMozg 09-01-2017 / 14:55
Who is Soviet paratrooper?
A Soviet paratrooper is the power, the beauty and pride of the Armed forces!
Who is Soviet paratrooper?
A Soviet paratrooper is a model and envy for all Chmyr and civilians.
- And who are you?
- We are the shame of the regiment and of you personally.
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MegaMozg 09-01-2017 / 14:55
Dreams are a second reality, but love in a dream so beautiful!
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MegaMozg 09-01-2017 / 14:54
Rule number two: brighter than a Lieutenant Ls only the first Lieutenant
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MegaMozg 09-01-2017 / 14:54
- This is something you the artist?
- Yes, comrade Lieutenant.
- What are you doing here, son? I would sit on the citizen, draw naked women or flowers in a pot.
- You see, comrade Lieutenant, if we believe Dr. Freud, any painting is a sublimation of subconscious human instincts, including the instinct of violence, however, you may not agree, because Soviet science does not recognize the bourgeois doctrine of Freud.
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MegaMozg 09-01-2017 / 14:54
Smart.
- Sorry, comrade Lieutenant, will be corrected with your help.
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MegaMozg 09-01-2017 / 14:54
Throughout history no one ever succeded to conquer Afghanistan.
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MegaMozg 06-01-2017 / 04:03
Beauty is when there is nothing superfluous... and in war there is only life ... and death.. and nothing superfluous. War is beautiful...
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MegaMozg 31-12-2016 / 21:13