Movie: Rent a cat (Rentaneko). Page 1

- Imported cars and cats of elite breeds is good, but more importantly, how much the owner loves his pet. Even the expensive stuff is always noticeable when they are unloved.
- Even on cars?
- Without a doubt. My grandma named my machine "Dancity" and loved her very much. It was the old trough, but each time drawing it, she said, "Dancity hope for you today!"
- It you are funny.
- Maybe it's because I work here, I gradually got used to divide all varieties. Like - "he studied at a prestigious University, so he's the highest grade." Or - "her such expensive clothes. She's rich, so she's the highest grade." Or - "she has such gorgeous bust, then she is a woman of the highest grade."
- Exactly! Then I third grade!
- And I! Sorry!

- I... third grade. I have been working here for 12 years. In this branch very few customers, and I gradually put all the work around here. Am I the only one serviced from this branch in recent years. One come here in the morning, one waiting for casual customers and one back home for the night. And even at home I one. There is no one I can not wait.
- I feel like you all alone in the whole world? [...] The cure for loneliness - cat. I'll give you a cat rental.

- Dear client, you are creating problems for us. To be with the animals in the "Japanese-car rental" is prohibited. This may cause inconvenience to other customers.
But there are no other customers.

Wait. Why do you want to take and share all around varieties? My fit may be third class, but they are all just super-duper! [...] And you yourself, what kind? And what I sort - in your opinion?

- In the "Japanese box office cats" cats we offer three different varieties. Considering trauma insurance, from property damage and liability... 1st grade is worth 10 thousand, 2 - thousand and 7 3rd - 5 thousand yen. A cat what kind would you like to rent?
And the difference between 1st, 2nd and 3rd class citizens?
- To the 1st class includes Persians, Maine coons, Scottish fold and other elite of the breed. They are the best pedigrees around and fully trained, so that they will fully meet your expectations. In addition, they are trained to lift the tail when you call them by name. Second grade - tri-color and tabby: spotted and striped, dark and gray, as well as other Japanese breeds. Because they are local, their tails are not so long as to hang up when they call. They are all fully trained. Prefer fish to meat. And third grade is... mongrels.
- Is that all?
- What do you mean?
- That's all you can say about the third grade?
- That's all I can say. Have questions?
- Well... why half of the third grade are less expensive than other varieties?
- 3rd grade - those who found our employees. They get bounced, so you can be troubling you. I do not recommend to take them.
- But if your employee will find the representative of the "elite breed", how will it be assessed?
What?
- If this cat was someone's pet, will increase its rating? I want to take the cat in the third grade at the price first.

- Can I predict my fate?
- I great demand, so you'll have to wait in line. Wait at least a half hour. And then you do not need to go to a fortune teller. Those who come to me, a much larger uncertainty. They are in the depths of the dark tunnel from which they see no way out. But you - you're just a little lonely. The best cure for loneliness is a cat.

- I so miss those times when she was a beautiful baby. I am so sad from these thoughts. If she is so suddenly and permanently became an adult.
- You know, kittens grow quickly, too. The kitten is so cute that it seems so right to eat. But just three months he won't fit in your mouth. Similarly, young men, who even doesn't hurt to invest in eyes, will soon grow so big that will not fit you in the eye. And it will not slow down, as if you wanted to.

- You love cats?
- How did you know?
- You look more like a cat person.

As a child I thought my grandma can speak with cats. Wherever we went, cat and hovered around. She always wore it in the pocket of the apron dried fish treat for cats.
- Oh, I confused! What a wonderful cotap! Oh, so you're the cat from the home of Mr. Kimura? Must be difficult to get along with the local rascal.
She seemed to be doing them a real conversation.
- You again?
I picked up that habit Granny. And now always carry in the pocket of fish sticks. The current cats are more picky. Prefer fish sticks dried fish.

- I have here one of his friend, something about you figured out. You were a locust in your past life. That's why you're only attracted to cats.
Is that true?
- You'd better attract a real man as soon as possible! Of course, it's impossible...
- Why is this?
- ... Because you were a locust in your past life!
- The little flowers red, nebushko turns blue... And my feelings... Well, rudeness - that's the way to come and get people! Will never forgive that old hag! What is her right to look into my past?!

Be good to her. Let her feel your hole - the hole of loneliness in your heart and she will heal her right.

So, how much? Oh yeah... let's Say you Deposit that much, please.
- 10 thousand yen?
- No.
- 100 thousand yen?
- No, of course! 1 thousand yen.
- How much?
What, too expensive?
- No... Too cheap.
- Really?
- Because you're giving me such a wonderful cat.

- Cats, cats. The cure to loneliness is a cat. Hire cats!
- Sorry! Won't you give me the cat rental?
- Well! They are all awesome guys. I guarantee it.
- Of course the poor cats did not just happen!
- You're right! This trencito - year-old carencia fun. And this red striped 14 years, she has balanced character. Have old. That gray whales - a sort of clumsy little boss. He's seven. He's a sweet kitty, but he's a man.
- I would like this redhead striped. We are two old ladies - will get along just fine.
Well, before I give it to you, you should be tested.
Check?
Yes. Unfortunately, some pricks like to torture small animals.

Right from my childhood, cats were attracted to me. If I was walking home from school, fled there for, whether walking in the Park or a walk along the waterfront, cats came running from everywhere and stared at me. [...] People, attractive to cats - sounds good. And if the person is attractive only for cats? It is a problem. I'd like to be attractive and for people too...