Cartoon: Futurama (Futurama). Page 4

- You are singing?
- No, I said you need to calm down, and I'm not allowed to sing, court order...

A wise man once said that in fact nothing dies for real, and is simply returned in another form, then he died. So, next time you come across a harmless Salamander, think twice before you stomp it, it may be you.

- What's one life for the salvation of mankind?
But it was my life!

- Where's the chicken soup we asked for?
Here's the chicken, water and fire. Then she will be fine.

Suddenly my life is a fiction of someone's sick imagination?

To Rob a Bank three times in a row?! I admire your style, Roberto.

Drugs are for losers and hypnosis is for losers with big square head.

Many called me stupid, but I proved them...

I liked her for the fact that I'm a pig. And she told me that she's a female.

Don't think I'm ahead, I wouldn't be Emperor, I would not get in the 3,000 th year. As in the fable of the grasshopper and the octopus: all year the grasshopper kept stocked pot for the winter, and the octopus was grabbing his girlfriend and watched the box. Then winter came and the grasshopper died and the octopus ate all his stock and bought a sports car. Understand how the world works?

Leela, I'm disappointed in you: the corpses to put in the bag and not in the shredder waste.

Help! Help! I'm too lazy to escape!

- I'm immortal!
- Why are you yelling when you're safe?
- I'm just hysterical.

- What is it?
- The alien ship.
Then what we blew up?
- Space telescope...