Cartoon: Futurama (Futurama). Page 2

- How can you live under the yoke of mortality?!
- Outbreaks of violence.
Total luhovitsy.
- Thanks to denial, I'm immortal.

Anything you want, except immortality, a waste of time.
Yes, anything less than immortality is a complete waste of time!

- Today's a holiday! Freedom Day!
- What is Freedom Day? Sounds like a personal hygiene products for women.

- Hey, bartender! Me - Tropical drink and she was the most feminine drink!
Means two Tropical cocktails?

One head is good, body is better!

You see, I suddenly got a heavy disease - Menasria!

Every decision opens up a universe of possibilities! We - intelligent creatures, and each of our choices is priceless!

- They are alive! You can't eat those who feels the pain!
- Well, you we don't.

- Switch the channel! There is a political debate!
Fry said switch, when I saw them.

Not all children look like their parents. Look at me! My ancestors were honest hard working people...

Maybe I should leave my parents to find a job?
- Hey, take it easy. First one!

- Usually don't hit women...
- Then make it unusual!

I like that there all men were equal, be they white, black, aliens or even women.

Tell my children that I loved myself so much.